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what is the 2007 transformers movie if not a spn wincest au with extra steps, i mean we have

smartass protagonist named Sam W. also nicknamed "Sammy"

protagonist's human narrative counterpart/heroine is a seemingly shallow, secretly deep hottie who has a complicated relationship with their dad, a criminal record, AND knows how to put together and take apart cars (both mikaela and dean are also connected to michael; mikaela being the female version of the name and dean being his sword/true vessel)

protagonist goes around in a classic™, at least pre-upgrade, car whose name starts with B and is iconic to the franchise

mary winchester married to a military man

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I HAVE RETURNED

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if i want to get into editing where would i go to acquire the necessary clips(not just spn but also in a general fandom way)...

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"Welcome to Watchmojo, and we're counting down the Top Ten Hottest Sam Winchester moments on the CW's Supernatural, number one-"

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female!dean x michael 👀👀👀

I'M SO LATE TO ANSWER THIS OMG I'M SO SORRY

that being said, fem!dean and michael is interesting to me bc iirc angels are genderless right? but some of them also seem to have set pronouns so on the one hand i don't think michael would feel any definitive way abt his true vessel being female but also the narrative implications of said true vessel being female to michael's 'male' is like *grimaces* yeah, the sexist remarks from other characters--namely the angels and demons--would reach new heights

but then that's tasty too in a beautifully toxic, angsty way bc you get fem!dean feeling even more objectified (double the internal struggle of being reduced to a body rather than an actual person with her own thoughts, feelings, desires, and feats)

from a purely romantic/sexual standpoint i could see michael being possessive of her and/or there could even be an obsession with purity that isn't there with male!dean. i could also see him being annoyed at cas' mark on her shoulder bc how dare any of his brothers mark the flesh he's waited to fill for eons the flesh that was literally born for him etc. etc.

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I NEED TO EAT YOUR TAGS. I LOVE YOUR TAKES. good day!

hehe good day to you too and thank you!!

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i am so endlessly endeared by sam's hunger

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supernatural (2005-2020) / old yeller (1956)

inspired by x

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men used to yearn btw they used to suggest joint-immortality-via-organ-theft rather than accept the thought of your eternal damnation, not to mention they even used to ritualistically sacrifice your shared father figure to summon an angel in the hopes of returning to a time when you were still alive, i mean whatever happened to opening the gates of hell just to get your soul back

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i wanted you salted and burned. usual drill. but sam wouldn’t have it. he said you’d need a body when he got you back home somehow.

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venetta octavia, “how to love the will of god” (2015) // supernatural, “no rest for the wicked” (2008), “i know what you did last summer” (2008), “on the head of a pin” (2009), “the rapture” (2009), “when the levee breaks” (2009), “lucifer rising” (2009)

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the angels in spn are literally just some guys, do you know who really felt like an angel? her

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dean’s a bit of a pool shark and also a bit of a gambler. it doesn’t really show it all the time, but it’s definitely implied that there are poker games and pool matches that they can win some money on. and who knows? dean’s a promiscuous kind of guy. who knows how he drums up the funds that they use? - JENSEN ACKLES, TV WEEK 2008

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SUPERNATURAL 5.18

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This keeps happening. Soulless Sam reacting to monsters getting freaky with Dean with jokes and smiles. Dean always seeing/hearing soulless Sam do that. Being aware of that. Knowing soulless Sam doesn’t give a damn. I can see why he gives Dean the heebie jeebies.

Dean gets attacked by the creepy sex trafficking rapist vampire who called him pretty and wants to fuck him and Sam stands there and smiles and Dean sees Sam do that (6.05). Dean runs from the faeries and Sam jokes, “better run fast dude, I heard the 4th kind is a butt thing” (6.08). Meg (who has an established history of sexually molesting her victims [1.16, 2.14, 5.01]) climbs on Dean’s lap while threatening to kill him and says “Officially over the foreplay. Satisfy me or I please myself” and Sam, tied up across from Dean and watching, immediately begins laughing (6.10).

Dean immediately asks, “Something funny, Sam?” He isn’t happy. This is the third time he feels this specific sort of betrayal.

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Hyde!Sam & Jekyll!Dean

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i just saw a post on reddit titled "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" and it was about OP clicking off a fic because they don't like the direction it's going in. slightly different context but can we all be more like this reddit OP. i think "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" should be the new "don't like don't read." dead doves may give you diarrhea but don't make that everyone else's problem.