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do you still have infinite hotdogs
* uhhhhh *bllushes shyly* no...........
* you hear a wet splat and see a hotdog fall from my pants *
* eek ignorethatplz !! >///<
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do you hat4e people who genuinely like sans heat content yes/no
* only when you're too rough with me... i only have 1hp so you have to be gentle with my bones.
#short answer: no#I made a blog dedicated to posting in-character as sans going through heat. I am Somewhat knowledgeable on the topic#that being said this account isn't serious and is a loving parody of sans hornyposting#it would be very funny if i did hate people who like sans heat content. same energy as a 'het' guy making a fursona to dunk on furries#sans#undertale
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* whimpers as i approach on all fours naked and lap from the cool water to ease the heat in my bones. *
Can we get some water in here?
Drinkable water...
watering hole
all are welcome to take a drink.
neutral ground for tumblr users
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You are amazing never change
* does the aheago face with my sloppy blue ecto-tongue and does two peace signs *
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* whimper..... mr pope francis sir can you let me out of my cage please..... *my slender bones grab onto the bars delicately*
* huff... huff... my hole is so wet and breedable........ can anyone help me? anyone? hello? it's so dark in here....
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* huff... huff... my hole is so wet and breedable........ can anyone help me? anyone? hello? it's so dark in here....
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How do you go out and look others in the face while running this monstrosity of a blog?
* with one hand on my bone and my ecto-tongue in their eye socket 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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* starting a sexy, sexy collage of my biggest fans ;D if anyone wants to 'cum' over and ask me anything, feel free . . .
#undertale#sans#as you can see i got another yesterday making me wonder how many times I've been asked some variation of 'wtf'#i think my first was from 28th of nov. last year#i am VERY lazy with this blog#i'm not particularly interested in it blowing up fljdklfjsd#anyway 9 (and idk if i deleted any#probably not)
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#imagine doing a real strong one and it vibrates and everything#edit: this was the wrong blog but whatever. idec you guys can have it#(said with grit teeth and tears forming in my blue orbs)
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* whimper..... can anyone keep me company tonight?
hey guys, what do you think of my dinner?
(choose your words carefully)

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* mummy, where do tumblr sexy men come from?
#undertale#sans#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#purple guy#vincent fnaf#Jax#The Amazing Digital Circus#TADC#tw pregnancy#tw birth#tw cursed#finally watched the digital circus and noticed something... you guys can't just reuse the same guy again. give him up.
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shitposting about kinks you dont have is funny, but beware
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* nnng what type of fanfic ? 🥵🥵
I recently learned there’s at least half a dozen osha accounts running around and it’s incredibly confusing. At least us timeline blogs do you the courtesy of all having completely different aesthetics and pfps
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* mmng. my ecto-belly is so large. i can't wait to give birth to my sanslets

Excuse me
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