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Pun #22

Looks like October is

Oct-over

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Pun #21

Why are skeletons always so calm?

‘Cus nothing gets under their skin

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Pun #20

Wow, I catched a new Pokemon on Pokemon Go today

That was really ONIXpected

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Hey, will u post more puns?

Soon

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Hi guys, I’m back!

Sorry for not being like the Kilawea on this pun blog, ya know, cus I was UNACTIVE all this time

But it’s just that I’m a lazy sac of bones cus I have had a ton of work from school, a skeleTON

But I’ll try to post more puns so u don’t have a bad time ;)

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Pun spam? Wont there be a PUNishment for such bad jokes? I can make water puns but there really all at a SEA LEVEL grade...hopefully you’ll WAVE it off for me though, not SHORE. sorry im being a bit of a BEACH by assuming you want to hear my SHELL of a joke. Yeah ill stop. SEA you later!!! <3

XD these are really Punny, I love them 👌🏻

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Hey there, pun spam my inbox and the best puns will be posted

This is gonna be PUNNY

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Pun #19

What’s on the menu?

Me-n-u

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Pun #18

What's a skeleton's favorite weapon?

The BONE and MARROW

Thx for the pun @evelyn-evilyn

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Pun #17

Have you heard about my new job as a can crusher?

Nevermind, it’s soda-pressing

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Pun #16

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

An INVESTIGATOR

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Pun #15

What do you call a fake noodle?

An imPASTA

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Pun #14

If u were a vegetable you would be a CUTEcumber

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Pun #13

What is a skeleton’s second favourite instrument?

The saxoBONE

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Pun #12

Why did the skeleton go alone to the party?

He had no BODY to go with

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Pun #11

I find this puns HUMERUS

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Pun #10.3

But in my personal opinion it was the invention of the wheel that really got things ROLLING