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The truth of priDE MONth

It all started on a normal day. June 1st. After appreciating our great troops for memorial day, I was a little sad to see it end. But all good things gotta end, and I always appreciate the troops regardless of the month or days. But I realized suddenly that June, was no longer the month that truly kicks off summer. It's the month of gays. My heart sank as I realized me and my family where in danger. Not many of us straight people are around anymore, and now they're calling us this brand new just made up word called Cis-gendars? I hate that they force this thing on us. Think of how this effects my little siblings being pushed into this ridiculous cult. But we pray to our true lord and savior Jesus Christ to help deal with these issues. After making sure our food and water supply was good enough to last the month as we barricaded the house, I was gonna check with my parents to make sure everything was good to go and all doors and windows were blocked. They were busy breeding each other in the bedroom so I let them finish first. This is normal in the family as they are working hard to repopulate the earth with more unvaccinated, straight babies. Mee-maw is already pregnant but my Pee-paw is fucking her anyways to insure more babies are born at once. Gotta put more biscuits in the oven as he says! Suddenly though, outside I hear loud music and high energy screaming. I think to myself, "Oh God. They're here." I begin to hear the song "Boy is lying" by some women named Ice Spicy? It's really unreligious and terrifying. I rush to the window's to see what was happening. Nothing could've prepared me for what I saw that day. Queer people left and right, jumping around as those filthy corporations support them with their "RGBTV Merchandising" Truly this is the end of us all. They see me in the window, and their eyes light up in a scary rainbow color. They all shout "Straight white man spotted!" and begin to rush to the house. I was almost frozen in fear before my big beautiful busty Christian white women wife snapped me out of it. "QUICK!" she says. "Snap out of it my big boner husband! We must protect the kids!" I begin to rush to the kids and lock them in the basement with TV Shows like King of the Hill, that'll raise our kids right. The gays begin banging at the door, slamming it down with their big teeth. and rush in with their gay knives. "We would use guns but we love gun control!" They say before violently chasing me through the house. I get stabbed 1,874 times. They try to cut off my penis in order to make me one of them, but luckily my rock hard cock made of steel couldn't be damaged from all of the training my wife put me through to ensure I too, could also breed pure bloods was to strong. However, I pass out from the gay drugs on the knife that entered my blood stream. I wake up a couple months after, in a resort of some kind. I see rations and supplies, as well as army men in outfits. "You're finally awake son." says a mysterious voice I recognized. It was non other than our true leader, Donald Trump. "You've done extraordinary work protecting your wife, kids, and family from the attack. I've heard it all from your wife who is also your cousin. As a reward, your wife and I gathered as many blood related white women in your family that we could find. including lost long siblings and cousins, as a reward you can fuck them all and rebuild the population with me, Donald Trump." I was so grateful to hear this news from the one Jesus brought down from heaven to save us. My cousin Jessica, and my wife look at me naked saying, "We all would love nothing more to be bred by you." I smirk and say to myself. Heh, maybe now I can truly make Elon Musk proud doing what I love. Fucking my family members

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Another Liberal Owned

So this one day, on a sunny Sunday, I get back from church and I'm walking home and I cross Gay street in order to get to my house. As I'm crossing the street, a crowd of gays are next to a planned parenthood, protesting against the good abortion bans, so I head in through the back of the planned parenthood and find the fetuses that they save to put in the vaccines. I begin to eat them like the new crispy pretzel chicken fries at Burger King crispy crunchy pretzels outside tender juicy white meat chicken inside. New crispy pretzel chicken fries only at Burger King. I continue to eat them until a lesbian worker approaches me. I know she's lesbian because she is wearing a buttoned up shirt and smells like a cactus like lesbians usually do.

Cactus lesbian: excuse me sir. Those aren't edible. You can't eat them.

Me: you're a liberal. Shut up.

She then begins to scream at me, her lesbian haircut growing out long as fur begins to grow out from her body and nails and suddenly, she becomes king Kong.

We begin to fight and king Kong throws punches but my republican state of mind knows better and I dodge. I gain all my power from being unvaccinated and eating baby fetuses but suddenly, my anus suddenly clenches so tightly in fear. King Kong begins to sing about having gay intercourse with Freddy mercury and I make the run for it, dashing out the back door and towards my home, avoiding the gays and gay street all the while losing king Kong behind me. I make it back inside to my home and turn on the TV, watching fox News for the rest of the night, knowing I'm safe from the liberals.

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Alright guys, here’s another oppressive story

So one time I was eating at my favorite restaurant “chick fil a,” eating my favorite meal chicken nuggets, when a blue haired liberal walked up to me with a gay microphone.

Blue Haired Gay: Excuse me sir? Why are you eating at this establishment?

Me: Well, if you must know, I eat here because I really enjoy supporting where they use the money at anti-gay establishments. But I can tell a snowflake like you is gonna hate my opinion.

Gay Liberal: I knew it! You homophobe!

A raging riot charges at me, hate criming me for my super straight sexuality. I take off running into the street, throwing my holy water as a near by femboy in a cat outfit. He evaporated immediately. I turned into an alleyway and held my breath as all the lgbt community with lil nas x leading them, tells the parade that I ran in the other direction. I breathe a sigh of relief as I narrowly escaped. I began to walk down the alleyway when a furry with a huge purple strap on gets in my way. 

Rainbow Colored Furry: You aren’t getting passed me!

The furry charges at me tackling me into the ground. I fear that this is the end. When suddenly a barret .50 Caliber sniper shoots the furries face off. I then hear the grate move and i get dragged underground. A bunch of women are there cooking for the men, as the men pray to the God above kneeling down. 

Man dressed in Priest Gown: My child. You really did God proud standing up to those satanists, even taking one out. You will find food and shelter here. And you have been assigned a wife that will do anything you need.

The beautiful wife with big chest grabs my arms saying “I’m so excited to pray to God with you!” The white women around me each give me a kiss on the cheek for my bravery standing up to the demons above, and I began to feast on grapes and steak. My life has gotten a little crazy, but its the perfect life for me.

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Okay guys, this story is crazy but trust me, I lived it.

So I was at the docks doing my usual boat and fishing stuff when suddenly a raging crowd looked at me. They were wearing signs saying "White lives don't matter!" and "Down with straight people" signs. I began to fear for my life. They then bolted at me running at what felt like 20 mph. I got into a jet ski and flew off, but the gay police in the police boats began blaring their sirens and talking into their speakers saying "You're the last cis white male, give it up!" As I rode my jet ski i shot at them with my 77. Magnum telling them "I'll never give away my rights!" A police officer shot my arm off and I fell into the ocean. I remember everything went black. I woke up on the sand with palm trees covered in bandages. My arm covered in warm honey mustard. (trust me. My dad said Chinese use it to heal people.) A bunch of white men in scruffy beards exclaimed thank god, hes alive. And told me "Quick! We need you to hurry and repopulate the earth with straight white males!" They then introduced me to this big breasted beautiful white women that I made love with all night. I than ate a feast of meat because it would make the vegans mad. I think I'll get used to this living.