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Most of those iPad babies you're seeing are probably sick of that fucking tablet too.
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Ballet folclórico lgbttti Jalisco es diverso. Jalisco, Mexico.
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you need to be tolerancemaxxing. you need to be smoking addy and popping weed. you need to be drinking coffee before you go to bed. no substance in the universe should be able to affect you. you need to be taking two breaths for the price of one just to oxygenate your blood because it's so tolerant to the stuff. you need to be impervious to chemicals. you need to be completely inert
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pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude
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i can only cum if im facing towards true north
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really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud
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