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god yuo just know the rumor mill was going WILD in this hinky dinky ass town… harvey flies so hard under the radar that nobody once thought it was him doing dance aerobics instead abigail was viciously tearing the hinges off pam’s trailer with her teeth at 2 am to be like “PENNY. I THINK ITS SHANE. SHANE HAS A WII FIT BOARD IN HIS BEDROOM I THINK ITS SHANE”

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What if they just gave us poly vax who’s dating both keyleth and Gilmore? I think that would be pretty swell

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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

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I'm bald

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when i was shopping earlier i saw a product where, instead of there being a price tag, there was a qr code. and they wanted you to scan it to get the price. i wonder what it would feel like to be a wolf and to full force bite onto something's throat. your hunger satiated and your thirst quenched. your enemy defeated. in one swift follow-through.

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what's your point, man

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Are you allowed to shift to universes where monks are allowed to fuck?

I tried but I accidentally shifted to a reality in which Catholics were all allowed to have gay sex even if they were a monk or a priest. The only downside was that I was straight in this reality and heterosexuality was banned by the Pope, who was known as the Gope (gay pope) in this dimension. I came back to my current reality with a cold sweat and a fearful boner. Not trying this life hack again!

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I need him in my mouth

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say his name three times!

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is this anything

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as a self proclaimed snoopy girl, spike always makes my heart hurt more

where's that picture that ruined my life