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Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain.
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Aziraphale & Crowley + waving
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“ You have beautiful eyes “
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snake!crowley, curled up in one of aziraphale’s boots: this is going to be so fucking funny
#aziraphale: it appears there's a serpent in my footwear. crowley crying: angel please#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens#good omemes#Q
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I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
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Reddie’s kid watching them try to unclog the sink drain with Draino: what’s that
Richie: it dissolves all the nasty gunk in the drain
Their kid: cool, even the screwdriver?
Eddie: the what
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Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
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A bus poster designed by Gran Fury for Art Against Aids in 1989. Gran Fury was an art collective which used the power of art to battle the Aids crisis
Photograph: Gran Fury, Courtesy of the New York Public Library Manuscripts and Archives Division
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The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho
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a lot of men say they want women to embrace their natural beauty but they really just want women who are already “pretty enough” without makeup to not wear makeup… like, you don’t want someone to show their natural acne and scars and natural hyper pigmentation, you don’t let women have their natural mustaches, chin hair, beards, and unibrows without shitting on them, which is exactly how they grow for a lot of people, etc. you want women to wax and shape their natural brows, remove their natural facial hair and body hair, and do a strict skincare regimen to manipulate the chemistry and physiological processes of their skin to maintain clear unblemished skin and adhere to already existing beauty standards. you just don’t want them to wear the style of makeup you don’t like lol
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I saw folks talking about how a Demon’s horns are just made up of their broken Halo and I just had to do ittttt
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japan food reviews
for anon
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