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Earlier sometime in 2024, I was scrolling around on google images, going to random ones seeing what I'd find. Then I found this (goated movie and book tbh but goddamn I forgot bro looked like that)

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Reina 😗 except this time it's a reference sheet because I'm practicing

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Ref sheet of my papergirl oc Agnes Caputoᯣ_ᯣ

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Fuckass Dream again: holy nightmare 🥀

So basically it started and I was playing some old MeepCity kind of roblox game right? In that server there ends up being a hacker(who's user was like “armwalker” or something like that, who adds me. I didn't know it was a hacker at first, so I accepted.

But then they started Yk hacking and fucking around so I was like “okay cool get it”

But then later I was playing with both of my sisters, and we were playing this would you rather game, and the hacker joins me (mind you this person has only one other friend, who's avatar looked like it should be the one named arm wallet since it was just like a roblox noob but with these long ass fucking arms that it used to move around and it's upper body was limp). I didn't pay attention, only murmuring about “oh hey ik that person”, but then their friend joins and I'm like “something is wrong here”.

And holy shit🥀🥀 First off the armwalker or whatever their name was starts hacking, but not like a fun “ooh I can fly” kind of way, and mf analog horror starts glitching out over my screen except for some reason due to dream logic I was in first person (as in I was IN the game). My sisters and I were like “oh hell”, so we were gonna try to leave the game but then I got sliced or something?? I don't know what happened but I just collapse right and then armwalker and their fuckass lanky arm friend legitimately kill my sisters.

But I wasnt dead, only pretending to be so I could plan. But eventually, I get up and make a break for it- mistakefully, as the moment I do lanky armed mf catches me and starts chasing, and I end up losing my balance and falling down this grassy hill off the edge of the map like we're still in roblox.

Immediately after than the respawn point was in this fuckass game I don't remember other than the fact it had rainbow slides and a weird maze that was like waist high. Armwalker was there too, I don't remember if their buddy was, but they themselves were hunting my ass like it was a sport as I had to run around, constantly dying to either armwalker or killing myself to quickly get away to the spawn point if I was far enough. And for some fucking reason armwalker had turned into nightmare fredbear.

Eventually I get away for now right? Days later I come back, for some reason it's this grassy hill now, but I came back just to think about what happened. And who do I see? Nightmare. But for some fuckass reason I think Nightmare was like my best friend or one or my sisters or something bc when I saw it I was like “y-you're alive🥺🥺” and we had this whole dramatic reunion. As I'm looking up at Nightmare, a beak pierces through bros jaw and kills him, armwalker having returned for some reason being toy chica now.

This time, I'm like “you fucking bastard!” and armwalker starts coming at me intending to kill me. But this time for some reason I have a knife or whatever, and I'm like “I'LL KILL YOU!!” and I start like choking them out and repeatedly stabbing their face as hard as I can.

And then I woke up, sweating and breathing so heavily my chest stung, like I had actually been using the force I used to kill armwalker 😋

Just realizing now but I woke up with a big ass scratch (not in the sense of that it was a deep cut but it started around where my neck connects to my shoulder and went all the way down to my shoulder blades, so that's just so fun)

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And I never saw this person again <//3

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Hey twins, mb I'm like dead I'll try to be more active, but anyways😭😭

Reina :3

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Reina, yet again! Anxious posing

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Yo chat I deadass forgot I even had Tumblr😭😭😭 Anybody got ideas on what to post🐺

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The dog person😭😭

Type shit Dio made when he became a vampire

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diamond is JOLLY!!! 🎄🎅☃️❄️⭐️🍬🌨️🥛🍪

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YET ANOTHER WEIRD DREAM CHATTT🔥🔥

Okay, so I don't remember how it started ofc but there was this barns&nobles that I went to regularly. And in that barns&nobles, I would be looking for jjba books. One day, for some reason I was in a rush or something, I dunno, but I forgot to wear pants and ended up walking around with a shirt and just some random pair of black underwear (I don't how tf I remember it was black but it was). And so I go to the book store but forgot money soo- I found out that at the back of the bookstore that I'd never explored that there was TWO books I'd been looking for (Book 2 of part1, and book 2 of part6). 

But since I didn't have money I couldn't get them. So for some reason I was following the employee lady who looked oddly like Kallmekris but with straight  and more dirty blonde hair. Eventually, I decided to leave the store, and started talking to myself about autism for whatever reason, just walking about the parking lot in underwear.

And for some reason apparently my mom was in the store across the street so I had to go find her but I was walking around the parking lot with cars and shit just making dumb sounds like “mreaaahhp”. So anyways I'm walking, on my way to the store finally and I see ONLYJAYUS (I genuinely don't know if I spelled that right) running around, with a black hoodie idk why that's important but it is. So I go over to be like yoo but then we run into someone else who is apparently their crush and so I go around this bush to avoid them like oh shit. 

And so I'm back to running to this store, but I see my reflection and get reminded I don't have pants, so I'm running along the outside of the store and eventually, Jayus and the other person find and catch up to me, questioning the lack of pants before the crush person hands me her purse that LEGIT JUST had a pair of light blue baggy jeans inside, saying “here, wear this”. I thanked them, and put on the jeans now no longer pantless. 

And I do NOOOTT remember wtf happened after that, I might've woken up but deadass that was wack

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Chat I had another wack ass dream..

Ok I'm half asleep but I still faintly remember a few details. So, I got this orange tabby cat who was all scraggly bc it used to be a stray and shit, and I was trying to be all “see I'm not threatening” but it knocked a cup off the counter and for some reason 2 lady bugs came out. And I was like ew but still focused right? 

One of them was pregnant. And it EXPLODED, guts and eggs spraying everywhere as the other one grew like 3 times in size and the kitty was just gone from the picture (it disappeared) and so I was just trying to get away from the lady bug and its guts and shit got all up on my phone screen

And it was gross and scary

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Was at my grandparents house yesterday, and on the way there there was fucking spiderman on a building

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This is it. This is my favorite post on this app.

LOOK AT THIS

LOOK AT HIM GO

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Chat I have art block ajdkglsmjrjs

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Later report: I'm cold. Somebody outside just made a weird sound that sounded like a wet shart and I thought they got lobotomized by their own bowels evacuating their body. So. Uh. Whoever the hell that was hope they're genuinely okay, cause it sounded painful and I'm fearful for them🙏🧍‍♂️

Just woke up, it's 5pm and I feel like I'm in the fifth dimension. I can't tell if I'm hungry, cold, need to shit, need to piss, thirsty, or all of the above. Will report more later🙏🙏🙏

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Just woke up, it's 5pm and I feel like I'm in the fifth dimension. I can't tell if I'm hungry, cold, need to shit, need to piss, thirsty, or all of the above. Will report more later🙏🙏🙏