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“Gee, Athena, how come you never celebrate Halloween?”

“Because I live on a rock that feels like it’s trying to kill me. Every day is hell.”

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{???}:

“You can’t get close enough to take my arms.” Came the response, the speaker hidden from sight. “I just wanted to get your attention, anyway.”

“Don’t need line of sight to take your hands off.” She called back. It was the truth, too. “Talk. You have my attention.”

Never one for dick-measuring contests, the shield vanishes.

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{???}:

Bang! A warning shot!

It doesn’t even take a second for Aspis to open on her arm. Damning that she wasn’t ready to catch a vapour trail...

“Shoot again and you won’t have arms to shoot with anymore!”

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She comes out, opens her empty ask mailbox, ignoring whatever’s going on, and just... Tries to sneak back inside without notice.

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@foulmouthedshotgun​ said:

"OI, ATHENA! It's 'bout damn time I found you, where the 'ell have you been, ya bastard!?" 

“Um...” Well, that certainly caught her off-guard. Especially with a face she didn’t recognize. But the voice.... Was familiar. Pickle... and... Elpis...

“Boganella?”

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Make me.

Shoo.

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“I mean, I’d like maybe a month or two without some tyrant trying to take over the universe. A vacation is in order for quite a few people. But... There’s always some new flavour of the week.”

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“I’m just glad nobody lusts for me.”

“That would be... Incredibly uncomfortable.”

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But... You ARE a corporation.

Choose freedom. Reject corporate. Choose Vladof.

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               I grew a mustache to inspire my troops.                       That’s leadership! Right? Right.

                          indie . priv . sel . Rhy Strongfork of Borderlands .                                                         written by retto .

personals do NOT interact!!

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“Just once. Just... Once... I’d like to eat something that doesn’t smell horrible, be like biting a piece of leather, or taste like a shoe or literal garbage.”

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“I could make it...”

“Less... Alive...”

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@tm83ed​ replied:

:((

“I’ve been married once. I regret it. I’m not doing it again.”

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@tm83ed​ is a dork:

athena pls marry me ur so cool

............

“....No?”

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𝒯𝒶𝑔 𝒟𝓊𝓂𝓅!

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@adventures-written​ said:

"Athena! Long time no..see? Hah....How have you been?" (From Timothy)

“To be fair, Timothy, if I’d intended for you to see me, you would’ve seen me. That’s how I work.” There’s an... Ever so slight smirk. “It is nice to see you again, Timothy. I’m glad you are still in one piece. You never struck me as the type to explore, so perhaps I should not be surprised. Are you doing all right? After the Vault of the Guardian, and we went our separate ways, I lost track of everyone.”

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“Every single day I consider the universe lucky that Atlas did not procure a Siren for their assassin program. The Vault Hunters would not have won. We would not be where we are today. No matter what the powers are.”