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The details.

So locked in rn

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Breaking news 🦊 (full drawing + inspo below!)

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I’m sure there was an argument we didn’t see, a reason that Andrew had to stay, Neil insisting that he had to go alone but carefully eliding around *where* he was meeting his uncle, and a massive fight when Andrew found out Neil had gone all the way to LA without him

The only thing that irks me about the whole Neil going to Jean and nobody knowing thing is like. Throughout aftg did we ever really see Neil leaving Kevin and Andrew? Like ESPECIALLY after Baltimore? Those three were basically a package deal. You’re telling me they just ASSUMED he was going there and never asked any follow up questions? Didn’t even bother to come along knowing what happened last time? Yet Andrew went with Kevin even though he hates Cali. That is absolutely wild to me in this essay I will-

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Silver fox Neil, yes please

neil starts to go gray pretty early and at first he thinks about dyeing it, but quickly abandons that idea when he notices how his gray hair is now andrew's new obsession. he loves to sit close to neil, an arm around his shoulders and his fingers twirling around a gray lock of hair. he likes counting them when he thinks neil's not paying attention and kissing the top of his head. ruffling his hair whenever he gets the chance to

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LOOK HOW AMAZING MY HUSBAND IS

So for the last day of Bodhi Week, I decided to take a conversation I had with @yams-77 and @sarcasticmothwrites and... draw a comic! I don't know if I've drawn an actual comic since I was in high school and there's plenty of awkwardness in my art but hey, it was fun, I drew my silly joke, and yes Brennan is wearing a crop top and booty shorts.

This comic is dedicated to everyone who's tried to explain themselves to their very supportive but also clueless parents.

Hope you don't mind me complicating your round-up list, @empyreanevents!

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Accurate and it also works if you start with crochet

The problem with sewing is that you quickly realise you have dumped lots of skill points into control thread and furthermore, there’s a lot of other hobbies that require control thread so you decide to pick up knitting, or crochet, or weaving, and then spinning happens to you, or rug making, or cord weaving, and then you turn the wrong corner on the internet and find out control thread also specs into basket weaving, and book binding, and then you’re thinking things like “I wonder if this also applies to lead climbing” and now you have A Problem

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…does that mean Aaron is Baby Spice?

*considers for a minute*

Definitely Baby Spice

pt 10! << pt 9

french translation (big shoutout to @iliadicjasontodd thanks for not making me look like an idiot w my french)

neil : are you ok?

jean : i thought id already blocked you

a short one bc life is fucking crazy rn!! im so sorry but i thought id get a post out to show im still alive💔

also yes nicky has the monsters saved as spice girls in his phone. 2 guesses as to who scary and ginger spice are

taglist- @andrewsleftarmband @qixjone @jean-yvesning @ugly-punkling @milktemproom @falafels @mooniism @ienvysomegays @anxiouslyandmessily @sleepy-kamren @bisexualchaosdemon @moon-over-ruined-castle @ildas @literarylarkspur @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @allfor-thegames @winningmymind @inafieldofstarflowers @oneandonlystarshine @you-know-i-get-itt

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Kevin Day, a study in (very anxious) contrasts

he’s an asshole. he’s the kindest friend you will ever have. hes an alcoholic health freak. he’s a heartless machine that only cares about playing stickball and has little interest in real people. he will make outstanding efforts to never ever ever have to be alone for even one second. he’s half of a duo. he wishes he could stand on his own. he mourns a man that no one else on earth loved (even though no one on earth has been as hurt by that man as him). he knows you will die and he does nothing to even attempt to stop it– he still makes sure your remaining time is the best time anyone’s ever had. he leaves you even though he’s all you have, but he never stops sending you postcards, he never stops trying to save you. he promises you he will find you a purpose in life, and he always finds it. he always finds it.

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YES YES YES

I see so much casual discussion about our boys getting married and it depends so much on where they were living and when.

The concept of jerejean getting married in that sliver of 2008 where gay marriage was legal in CA and telling no one . The concept of Kevin seeing a ring on Jeremy or Jean’s finger years later. The concept of J. Moreau being listed on a roster or something and Kevin assuming it’s Jean and being shocked when Jeremy shows up. The concept

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The choice is always, always yours. The key is how YOU feel about it. If you’re happy vibing and being yourself and your family and friends aren’t deeply invested in Getting You Married or forcing you to perform a particular gender, it’s no one’s business who you are or are not sleeping with or what pronouns are attached to your heart.

The coming out narrative is built around the feeling of queerness being a deep dark secret that you’re desperately hiding, discomfort being misgendered or having your sexuality erased. It’s rooted in a history where nobody thought they knew a queer person because everyone kept it secret.

The other thing the narrative doesn’t explain is that coming out is a process you’ll be doing your entire life. Every time you meet someone there’s a moment of choice. *How much of myself do I feel like explaining today?* and right now, that answer is No. it’s None. it’s No Thank You. But tomorrow, or next week, or ten years from now, it might be Maybe, or Sometimes, or maybe you’re a great big noisy queer draped in flags shouting about how you should never assume anybody’s gender or sexuality. Or maybe it’s still No, and that’s fine too. Life is long and self is complicated and where you end up is often unexpected.

I think there’s way too much emphasis on coming out.

My best friend since I was 4 doesn’t know I’m gender queer. She roughly knows I’m aroace (or at least; completely uninterested in dating at all ever possibly also a lesbian) she wouldn’t care if I was, I’m not scared to tell her, I just don’t see the point.

Some of my best friends think I’m bisexual, or just not interested.

Most people think I’m cis

Is it a little annoying to be thought of as “straight” or “bisexual”? Sure. But I’m not breaking down over it personally

Is it a little annoying to be only referred to as she/her? Sure. But I’m so masc looking in clothing and “speech” (apparently) that it balances.

If someone asks I’ll probably tell them.

I had so much pressure on me when I was in high school to come out as XYZ. And it’s bullshit.

I just think this “you have to come out” shit needs to die. I’m just out here vibing and being myself. It’s the best thing ever.

I’m here and I’m queer, I personally don’t feel the need to shout about my identity. I exist, my identity exists and will always exist. My existence is proof of my identity enough.

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well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

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DYING

Oh my god

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Honestly?

I don't think Thea is good for Kevin. I don't know if it's possible for them to have a healthy relationship; they're too prone to reflect each other's worst tendencies back at one another. The man needs someone who will make him touch grass and teach him to care about things other than exy. (Ideally? A partner who's never even played exy, who's interested in it because it's Kevin's thing, but is just as happy to talk about the Roman Empire or the best way to make their hydrangeas bloom or their favorite places to eat. Someone who loves history and homebrewing and horticulture and Kevin.)

But if Nora wants to write a kevthea book, I'm there for her.

HEY!

LOOK ME IN THE EYES RIGHT NOW

If Nora keep Thea with Kevin in book seven Y'ALL BETTER FUCKING BEHAVE

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Dain actually appearing in fics is overrated (especially if they're about him, it's so expected)

Tyrrish cultural traditions are deserving of the spotlight

Writing my silly little slain fic and im 3000 words in Dain has not appeared and im once again writing about tyrrish cultural traditions

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“Sugar cereal?”

“A bridge too far?” Naolin laughed, stepping into the grass and then backward off the curb to avoid someone. “And here I thought it would be the breaks.”

this week's word is...

Find the word in any WIP and share the sentence containing it. Reply, reblog, stick it in the tags, tag us in a new post, or keep it private. All fandoms, all ships, all writers welcome.

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RUDE

what about a sibling bonding moment between nico and bianca :0

I'm sorry

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But what would a bunch of Priora be called? A hybrid? A plug-in?

The best part about knowing Latin plurals is using them incorrectly on purpose and seeing if anyone who knows why you're full of shit is within earshot. Insist that the plural of of "waitress" is "waitrices". You know you want to.