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Yo chat I deadass forgot I even had Tumblr😭😭😭 Anybody got ideas on what to post🐺

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The dog person😭😭

Type shit Dio made when he became a vampire

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diamond is JOLLY!!! 🎄🎅☃️❄️⭐️🍬🌨️🥛🍪

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YET ANOTHER WEIRD DREAM CHATTT🔥🔥

Okay, so I don't remember how it started ofc but there was this barns&nobles that I went to regularly. And in that barns&nobles, I would be looking for jjba books. One day, for some reason I was in a rush or something, I dunno, but I forgot to wear pants and ended up walking around with a shirt and just some random pair of black underwear (I don't how tf I remember it was black but it was). And so I go to the book store but forgot money soo- I found out that at the back of the bookstore that I'd never explored that there was TWO books I'd been looking for (Book 2 of part1, and book 2 of part6). 

But since I didn't have money I couldn't get them. So for some reason I was following the employee lady who looked oddly like Kallmekris but with straight  and more dirty blonde hair. Eventually, I decided to leave the store, and started talking to myself about autism for whatever reason, just walking about the parking lot in underwear.

And for some reason apparently my mom was in the store across the street so I had to go find her but I was walking around the parking lot with cars and shit just making dumb sounds like “mreaaahhp”. So anyways I'm walking, on my way to the store finally and I see ONLYJAYUS (I genuinely don't know if I spelled that right) running around, with a black hoodie idk why that's important but it is. So I go over to be like yoo but then we run into someone else who is apparently their crush and so I go around this bush to avoid them like oh shit. 

And so I'm back to running to this store, but I see my reflection and get reminded I don't have pants, so I'm running along the outside of the store and eventually, Jayus and the other person find and catch up to me, questioning the lack of pants before the crush person hands me her purse that LEGIT JUST had a pair of light blue baggy jeans inside, saying “here, wear this”. I thanked them, and put on the jeans now no longer pantless. 

And I do NOOOTT remember wtf happened after that, I might've woken up but deadass that was wack

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Chat I had another wack ass dream..

Ok I'm half asleep but I still faintly remember a few details. So, I got this orange tabby cat who was all scraggly bc it used to be a stray and shit, and I was trying to be all “see I'm not threatening” but it knocked a cup off the counter and for some reason 2 lady bugs came out. And I was like ew but still focused right? 

One of them was pregnant. And it EXPLODED, guts and eggs spraying everywhere as the other one grew like 3 times in size and the kitty was just gone from the picture (it disappeared) and so I was just trying to get away from the lady bug and its guts and shit got all up on my phone screen

And it was gross and scary

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Chat not me forgetting I have Tumblr🙀

Anyways art dump

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Me when

Me when the

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*Cough* HIS NAME IS LIGHTER FLUID AND HE'S 2 YEARS OLD LOVE HIM

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Update: nvm I decided myself

She has mutism 🙊

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Was at my grandparents house yesterday, and on the way there there was fucking spiderman on a building

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Update: I survived 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Chat I have art block ajdkglsmjrjs

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This is it. This is my favorite post on this app.

LOOK AT THIS

LOOK AT HIM GO

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Chat I have art block ajdkglsmjrjs

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Raaahhh oc named Ayu c:

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Later report: I'm cold. Somebody outside just made a weird sound that sounded like a wet shart and I thought they got lobotomized by their own bowels evacuating their body. So. Uh. Whoever the hell that was hope they're genuinely okay, cause it sounded painful and I'm fearful for them🙏🧍‍♂️

Just woke up, it's 5pm and I feel like I'm in the fifth dimension. I can't tell if I'm hungry, cold, need to shit, need to piss, thirsty, or all of the above. Will report more later🙏🙏🙏

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Just woke up, it's 5pm and I feel like I'm in the fifth dimension. I can't tell if I'm hungry, cold, need to shit, need to piss, thirsty, or all of the above. Will report more later🙏🙏🙏