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Touche. But if you're gonna get drunk, you might as well go some place that properly appreciates your drunkeness.

Because that’s the best way to go to class. Obviously.

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Because it's the truth! Okay, so you could get drunk and draw on her face- but why get drunk and go to class?

That’s what someone else said but I’m not trying to get kicked out of class for doing anything besides being drunk.

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I see you're the ultimate asshole in the family, hopefully you have plans on sharing or I'll just steal it off you. I want my own penis shaped trophy. Majestic man sword? You win at life- don't you?

As you should be, it’s why I came over to brag in the first place. Just as well, I’m not fond of small talk and I was too busy gaping at the majestic man sword.

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Possibly?

Yes…I possibly was.

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Keeps the mind and body alert and the wits sharp. You get into it with somebody?

Nothing like bad attitudes in the morning.

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It's a damn shame. Why hasn't someone grabbed a sharpie yet? It's the perfect opportunity to start your own yearbook on her face.

This bitch fell asleep in class. She’s snoring AND drooling but our professor hasn’t kicked her out yet. I guess that’s what happens when you wear your pajamas to class.

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As long as you're certain, cupcake. Were you daydreaming?

Yes I swear I am.

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The point of this is to smile. Flex the mouth muscles so there's less tension in the rest of your body. Jesus, Ignacio.

What the hell did you do?

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It is entirely your fault, you're my fountain of youth- the peanut butter to my sandwich, and you just left me broken-hearted. But I didn't want it that color! It's all Addie's fault. Um, I broke my probation, I finally made new friends, Iggy hates me, aand I missed you. Now say you missed me too and hold me in your arms.

Hey now, it’s not my fault that you aged thirty years. Semi pink looks good on you anyways. So what I miss?

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It had to be done and you saw it coming. But it doesn't matter, cause you can't stop laughing either!

…I can’t believe you posted that picture, Sari. Seriously. Is this your revange for the pink hair?

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After awhile of drinking and pouring out their souls to one another, nothing seemed to make sense anymore. They laughed not for a cause, but because they could. The smiles weren't forced- but came along with the territory of a faux bliss. Who said alcohol wasn't a cure all? "It's not, it sucks and if I can be useful for anything, it's for letting you know not to question things. And if you do, do it to a point. Take shit as they come and run. Fall on your fucking face, but keep running and shit." Sari went through the second bottle before finally giving up, deciding that tonight wouldn't be that kind of night. She still wanted to get up the next day.

Laughing, Sari nodded her head as she held put a thumb up. "I will never straighten my hair. Do you know how much work that is?" The girl forced herself to shit up, feeling the room spin as she did. "I call your bed. I don't know your roommate and I don't want to know her. Especially not when I'm passed out on her bed and half- hungover." She ran her fingers through her hair as she sat there, smiling faintly. "Thanks. And I'm here for you Addie-poo." Sticking out her tongue, Sari slowly crawled off the table before walking after her friend. "I love ya, girl."

Haunted - Adisa

Adisa laughed along Sari. After her third cup, It was getting into a point that she didn’t know why she was laughing anymore. “That’s great, a good thing to do - question everything. It must be super hard” she pointed out, proud that her friend actually wanted to discover and not hide of the information, like other people that she knew.

She picture Sari with platinum blonde hair and laughed again. Addie use to change the color of her hair a lot, but Sari was mostly natural and Ali had it blonde and that’s all. “Just don’t straight your hair, please”, she asked, stading up and going towards the door. “What? No. You can sleep with me. Or on my roomates bed, he/she is never there”, she shrugged, and than looked at Sari with tender. “You did Sari. You made me understand that I can turn to side, cause you’ll be there”, she smirked. “Thank you very much”.

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Haunted // Beyonce

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Text: Beyoncé

Addie: But hun, you look gooooood

Addie: CAUSE I JUST DID MY HAIR PINK IM SORRY DONT SEND YOUR MAFIA OVER ME

Addie: but now that's done you love it, right?

Sari: I look like Katy Perry .

Sari: You're lucky I love you. BUT YOU OWE ME!!

Sari: It's slowly growing on me. But I'm not leaving my room so....

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Text: Beyoncé

Addie: NOPE cause pink is win

Addie: Cause I made you a favor and you're punishing me!

Sari: I'm crying on the inside and out.

Sari: WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE BOTTLE THERE???

Sari: cause i didn't wanna change the color!

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Text: Beyoncé

Addie: Which makes is PERFECT

Addie: okay this not fair

Sari: The annoying part is that I'm not gonna win here. -__-

Sari: HOW IS IT NOT FAIR??

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You're starting to see doubles and you don't think it's that bad? I don't worry, I don't believe in worrying, and yet I'm worried. Me neither, but you I like your health and so do you.

Ah no I don’t think it’s anything that bad. Plus I don’t like doctors offices.