Bruce: So, when you and Jason eventually get married-
Roy: We’re not dating?
Bruce:
Bruce: When the two of you get married, how likely do you think it is that you will change your last name to Wayne?
Roy: Jay doesn’t even use Wayne.
Bruce: *prolonged sigh*
Bruce: Yes, but have you considered how much it will annoy Ollie?
Roy:
Roy: Go on…
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*on a mission*
Tony: has anyone told you today that you're doing a good job?
Steve: No
Tony: think about that
Tony: Hey Peter, has anyone told you you're doing a good job today?
Peter: *nervous* ...no
Tony: Why the hell not!? Everyone, tell Peter how great he's doing!
Bucky: ...uhhh is Stark serious?
Tony: Yes he is.
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dates where you cook together and then get fucked on the counter while the food is in oven >>>>>
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Yea I watched Nimona
Yea this frame in the end credits where Ballister is referred to as family made me cry
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going insane .... losing my mind..... caine and pomni.... they're so good.............................
This is so fucking funny
the Showtime Shipper pipeline... we ALLL understand you, Waddles.. and please keep sharing them, we are ALL SO FUCKING HUNGRY AND NOT NORMAL ABOUT THEM
i would like to give you a proper welcome... via a sticker
also teehee!! THANK YOUU!! IM GLAD YOU'VE BEEN ENJOYING THE CARNIVAL SO FAR
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“my cute mochi, so soft. i just want to eat you whole.”
“ours, satoru. quite the feast she is.”
utterly obsessed with this art commission by @iwanttobeaseme.
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I used to wonder, as a kid, why everyone feared Zeus. I mean, what could he do, summon a little lightning and thunder?
Well guys, I get it now. It’s storming outside my house right now, and not two minutes ago I was laying in my bed, trying to go to sleep. And then this massive strike of lightning came out of nowhere, and it was so bright I kid you not it blinded me. AND THEN THE LOUDEST, MOST DEVASTATING AND EARTH SHATTERING THUNDER CAME TWO SECONDS AFTERWARDS. THIS SHIT NOCKED 4 PICTURES OFF MY WALL, MADE MY LAMP FALL OVER, AND WOKE THE FUCKING DEAD. WHEN I TELL YALL I FEAR THE ASS CLAPS OF ZEUS NOW
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the thing that I love about The Moon Will Sing is that it completely subverts the moon and sun trope, but in a completely believable way that, in my opinion, suits the trope way better.
the moon and sun are in no way equals. the moon is given everything it owns by the sun, and it can be taken away just as quickly. like the lyrics say, 'bore the shadows that you gave with no light of my own.' the moon literally shines only with the light given by the sun.
in this song, the moon and sun are used to depict a toxic relationship rather than a healthy one, the singer being in the moon's position, feeling that their love for someone consumed their own sense of self.
i love that the crane wives don't use the trope as it often is, and instead uses it to fit their own narrative. it's genius writing.
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