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team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

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i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

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I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook

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It’s truly a testament to Michael Sheens acting ability where I had no attraction to him or aziraphale for the majority of the show (I love him, he’s just not my crush type), but the SECOND he “switched bodies” with Crowley/David (who is my #1 actor crush ever)….I all of a sudden found him the hottest deity in the universe.

Ohhhh Crowley in aziraphales body, how I feel things in my tum-tum 4 u……

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i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

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while I don’t agree with that referring to men in their 30s-early 40s as “old man yaoi”, I UNDERSTAND why many people who primarily consume honest-to-goodness BL manga are quicker to call it that, because there is just such poor representation for men that aren’t hairless dehydrated 20-something twunks. They’re wrong, but I get why it happens.

I also understand that “middle-aged yaoi” isn’t as fun to say as “old man yaoi”, even when it’s more technically accurate.

So I would like to propose new vocabulary: Grown Ass Yaoi. yaoi that’s grown ass men. they’re not old but they’re not young adults either. you get me? Grown Ass Yaoi

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Trapped oil pastel on canvas 2025 increasingly as a woman in a red state, (and an increasingly red country) particuarly a queer woman it is hard not to feel trapped. It is hard not to feel as though the walls are closing in around you. The darkness surrounds you. A sea of red. There are glimmers of light, faint and in the distance but they feel at times unreachable. Untouchable. So far away as to almost feel like distant starts or other planets. It feels almost impossible not to fall into despair. I want so badly to get out. To claw my way out of the darkness and out as far away from the sea of red that surrounds me. I choose to remain hopeful. Somehow. Some way. I will make it. We all will. For now... the darkness remains.

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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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Gal pals.

I was worried about the historical accuracy of the dialogue in the first couple panels, but then I remembered that dinosaurs canonically don’t exist in this world and I didn’t care anymore.

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Your English teacher and gym teacher are getting married is such a hauntingly bleak glimpse into the lives of heterosexual women

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inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

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love armand betraying the theatre for louis and then immediately betraying louis to the theatre and then following this up by betraying the theatre for louis one more time. truly betrayalmaxxing. clocking in his hours at the dissapointing people's faith factory

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Moldy/unmoldy doomed yaoi or yuri?

you got it boss, here’s your doomed strawberry yuri

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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

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One must imagine Sisyphus with no trousers on. His thang just swanging in the breeze.