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Feminists say that if they walk around naked and get raped, it’s not their fault.  Let me ask you this, if you owned a bank and left the doors wide open with no security and you got robbed in the middle of the night, is it the robbers fault or yours?

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me: *gains +1 self esteem*

the universe i guess: uh? no?

me: ur absolutely right im so fuckign sorry

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“above all shadows rides the sun” 

J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King

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Jaime Lannister on Saturday Night Live (x)

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it’s been 17 years and i’m still shocked that dumbledore literally left a fucking baby on a doorstep and then was like “we may as well go and join the celebrations”

jfc dumbledore this is a NEWLY-ORPHANED BABY and ur like “my job here is done where’s the party”

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You’re beautiful!

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we’ve all had that otp where one person falls in love way before the other. (insp)

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A Song of Ice & Fire Ladies + Greek goddesses

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while I’m here:

aspartame does not give you cancer

gluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac disease

superfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of certain vitamins

vaccines do not cause autism or really anything else and the chemicals present in them that typically scare you are in such minute amounts that they do precisely fuck-all in your body (we’re talking scales of one part per million)

you cannot do a cleanse or diet to “rid your body of toxins,” your kidneys and liver have that covered

GMO foods will not kill you; most genetic crop modification just makes our crops hardier and produce more food (and genetic modification doesn’t inject more chemicals into your food, it’s just minor altering of DNA that is made of the exact same stuff your DNA is made from)

if you feed your cat a vegan diet I will personally come to your home with the skull of a long-dead predator, point out the shape of its jaw and teeth as indicators of predatory feeding habits, and then beat you with it

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Mountains of the Sea by Ray Collins

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