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[sasster]

Orfuse, if you could- no questions asked and no danger attached-become unquestionable emperor of alternia rn, would you do it?

"Absolutely not.

There is a lot that goes into running an empire. Whether you are pro or anti the way things are or not, you must admit it is a job that requires a lot of hardwork and you need to be smart. I know the question specifies no danger attached, but I take that to mean the becoming the emperor and not what comes after --

It is a job that comes with danger attached. Rebel assassination attempt, the next heir attempts, and not to mention all the ways you can die at war or in space.

You need to be a smart and driven person for the job, that's just not me. Even if you mean to just destroy the way things are from the top, that is still a big task that not everyone can manage.

If the Empress herself said today, 'we're stopping being a warring race and also we will install socialism starting now', even her absolute rule would be questioned and little civil wars would break out everywhere.

Imagine if some random guy just took over and decided that?

From an archivists perspective, delicious to write about. But not so fun to be trapped in the middle of.

Just not worth it, and I'm certainly not the man for that job."

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i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

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Termia, has Emarra been working now that you're watching him? Is it funny?

"Yes! Diligently.

Shame that Pravus kid keeps slipping riiight through his fingers."

>He wiggles his own to emphasize.

"He is so bad at this.

Hilarious!"

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termia, do u consider urself more of a talker or listener?

"Depends on who my conversational partner is, don't you think?"

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Can I give Termia a box of orange chocolates as a sign of friendship?

"Hm!

And make our friendship transactional from the start?

Slippery slope! I'll take them."

>Punctuated with, you guessed it, a giggle.

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Termia, we know you like to play. What makes you different from Emarra in that regard?

"Is this a morals question?"

>It is easy to tell by the pitch of his voice this is very amusing to him, he is grinning under that mask.

"I love a morals question.

The difference between me and my friend here is that I know where I sit on the foodchain.

Little guy seems to have confused himself for someone bigger than he is."

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need sprites of bamboo in his hammock

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oh harfuse oh adefuse oh thanfuse

oh [violent tv static]fuse

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Weasel, have you ever broken a bone?

"Of course not.

We Duxiles are incredibly durable."

[sasster]

Termia is like one of those fun bendy straws

"I feel more like a silly straw, between you and me!"

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Termia <3 I like that guy he’s [stock photo of slinky] [stock photo of worm on a string]

"Correct!"

>Enthusiasm accompanied by the Laugh(tm)

[sasster]

Termia has Emarra done anything funny since you’ve been around

"Everything he does is funny,"

>He waves a hand around a little as he speaks, as if conjuring up an air of superiority.

"He barks like a big dog, when really he's a rat!"

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do you guys think human termia is a drag queen

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no my body already makes weird enough sounds when im /trying/ to do it. i think if you did that they would invent a new word to describe the pain 👍🏻 but thank u :)

"You don't think I can be gentle?"

>He brings himself forward with his elbows on the floor and chinhands at you.

"I can help you stretch! Lets hear those pops."

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hi termia I wanted to come let u know that I was inspired to work on my splits again. ill keep u updated 🫡

>He gets a good laugh out of the fact that you needed to tell him, then he drops down into a split of his own.

"Did you need some help with that?"