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Me at work trying to run on black coffee and sugar free gum

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“are you ok?” lol fuck no

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She is me, I am her

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Rural Roadside Ghost Story

Just hanging out with the locals

Prints

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sorry i wasnt listening but thats awesome unless it isnt of course

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The Coffeyville Weekly Journal, Kansas, December 8, 1893

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when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

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do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row

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let’s see if this extra cup of coffee makes me good or evil

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— “suddenly it’s december”, margaux paul

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