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drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

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i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

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please god stop talking about diets and weight loss in front of kids. especially if those kids are girls. and especially if you’re someone those kids look up to. but really just stop talking about about diets and weight loss when children are in earshot at all. I promise you you’re doing far more harm than good.

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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Gyatso has also mastered the kickflip

based on the pic under the cut teehee

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twilight sends an urgent letter to the hippogriffs to not allow rainbow dash into the waters of mount aris indefinitely

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Colorful horses

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aple🍎

can't decide which one i like more so have both

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I love zukka but I will not stand for the erasure of my girl

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twily

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Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash Sonic-ified!

Did you know that hares can run at speeds up to 35 mph? (I didn’t choose cheetah for RD bc they’re VERY anxious and shy, more suited to Fluttershy actually haha)

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heavy is the head

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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

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Snooooork mimimimimi