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i have no excuse

just wanted to draw flint’s sling after he gets shot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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there’s two stations at my work and because of reasons, the back station can’t be left unattended EVER, and i’m currently stuck at that station during the eclipse so a convo i had with my coworker went something like this:

me: can you switch with me during the eclipse for just a second so i can see it? 🥺

coworker: nah, i’ll watch it and just tell you about it later 😌

me: FINE then when it’s my turn up there i won’t switch with you ALL DAY and you’ll be STUCK BACK HERE 😤

coworker: you mean YOU will?

me: NO YOU

coworker: but why would i trade with you in the first place after you just told me your plan

me:

me: DAMMIT

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in the middle of reading the rising of the shield hero light novels rn and my current roman empire is naofumi just DUKING IT OUT with the spirit tortoise for a whole HOUR just hanging on to dear life while his armor gets shredded and the wrath shield is slowly eating away at his soul and he’s just exhausted desperately trying to survive until fitoria shows up

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

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i showed my boyfriend the lorax and when how bad can i be came on, he said “i understand the tumblr people now”

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just my creepy doll daughter for my and @btp-yami ‘s rp at the moment wooooo

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pls commission me i promise i don’t bite uvu

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my (second) favorite rvb loser

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fragments

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C O M M I S S I O N S O P E N

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C O M M I S S I O N S O P E N

Please DM me! I’d love to make your OC, your D&D character, or any of your favorite book/show/anime characters come to life! ❤️

-*-*-*-*-*-

Bust — Lineart Only: $10

Bust — Lineart + Color: $15

Bust — Lineart + Color + Shading: $25

Half Body — Lineart Only: $15

Half Body — Lineart + Color: $25

Half Body — Lineart + Color + Shading: $35

Full Body — Lineart Only: $25

Full Body — Lineart + Color: $35

Full Body — Lineart + Color + Shading: $50

Extra for multiple characters / backgrounds. DM for details!

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reaching for the stars

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my d&d character mijira, a dragonborne rogue: *runs into the camp* barr we need your help defeating this evil guy

barr, a skittish human wizard: *drinking tea* o-oh, um, really? but… i’m busy

mijira: *sarcastic* right. you just look so busy

barr: yeah! see, i can’t leave right now. not until…

barr: *looks around, then raises his tea cup*

barr: not until i finish my tea!

mijira:

mijira: oh man. would be a shame if someone just-

mijira, a bitch: *kicks over his tea pot*

barr:

barr: 😞

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one of us always seems to be drifting away ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ happy halloween! 👻🎃