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need a fanfic of Castiel in season 4-6 calling Sam "doll" like some kind of insult, but in the end it sounds more like a loving provocation and Cas just doesn't realize it because he doesn't know human customs

so Cas is like, calling Sam "doll" for 3 years straight and Dean just looks at him like "could you STOP flirting with my brother!?" and only then does Cas realize that the whole "tough guy who hates Sam Winchester" act was never real to anyone and he's always shown that he is falling very badly for Lucifer's vessel since the beginning

But that stop him? obviously not, if everyone already knows, why hide it?

Sam's name is saved as a "doll" in Cas's cell phone until the day he dies

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Crowley: You slept with Sam Winchester, another guy-

Castiel: Oh no, we had sex

Dean: 😨

Castiel: there was no sleeping

Crowley: 😏

Castiel: SEX

Dean: 😰😰😰!?!?!?

Castiel: NO sleeping

Dean: L-let's just be respectful-

Castiel: SEX

Dean: OK I GOT THAT

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Castiel who keeps the shitty belt that Sam bit off as a treasure, one day Dean realizes that Cas never changed that damn belt and now he calls Cas a "Belt Pervert" and try destroy or rip off Cas' belt every chance he gets

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Castiel: Meow~

Sam: No Castiel, I won't let you lay on my lap like a cat or lick my face or pet you

Castiel: WHAY!?

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Castiel: Dean, you are not understanding the situation-

Dean: I'M NOT "understanding the situation"!? YOU WERE FUCKING MY BROTHER!

Castiel: It was a scientific experiment-

Dean: YOU TWO WERE FUCKING ON TOP OF THE LIVING ROOM TABLE WHILE SAM HE WAS TIED WITH YOUR BELT, WHAT KIND OF EXPLANATION COULD YOU POSSIBLY GIVE ME FOR THAT!?

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Tsundere!Castiel is just so important to me guys, Cas during seasons 4 to 6 was literally "no I don't like Sam Winchester he's a freak" and then we found out that he was the one who got Sam out of the cage

and like, CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW FAST THIS HAPPENED!? Sam was gone for like a few hours and Castiel thought "he's been gone too long, need get him back"

And then he lied to his face about not knowing how he got out of the cage, bro looked at Sam's face and said "I don't know how you got back, how could I know?" with ALL THE WILLPOWER HE HAD

Dude spent the whole year that Sam was back and Dean was living with Lisa practicing this act I'm sure, he practiced in front of the mirror

He literally pulled the "no I don't like you, you idiot" act AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING!?

I bet Cas in the later seasons, remember that time thinking "oh my father I was so obvious..." as he buries his head in his hands trying not to cry thinking about how stupid this was

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Sastiel but it's in the first seasons and Sam doesn't like Castiel but Castiel likes Sam

so the scene is like, Castiel trying to pretend he doesn't care about Sam because he really shouldn't like him, but Sam REALLY doesn't like him and Dean is encouraging that hatred because he doesn't like Castiel either

So the scene is kind of ridiculous because everyone can say Cas likes Sam except Sam and Dean

Castiel seems more like a tsundere in the situation

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Sastiel where Cas is touch-starved and hugs and touches Sam every chance he gets, when he heals Sam instead of just shining his hand and healing him he needs to touch Sam, for no reason apparently

Cas is hugging Sam's arm like his life depends on it, and when Dean asks why he's doing this Cas says it's "so the healing factor is better" but strangely when it comes to healing Dean just the touch and the glow is enough

At this point Dean isn't even jealous anymore, he's worried, this damn angel is going to suffocate his brother if he keep doing this

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Castiel: I swear, one day I will be your second husband

Sam: What happened to the first one?

Castiel: Nothing that the police can prove

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Castil: Samuel Winchester... would you marry me?...

Sam: Ohhh my, you're finally proposing!

Castiel: Uh- w-what? you know I was going to propose to you!?

Sam: You dropped the ring box 5 times today

Castiel:

Sam: I even had to pick it up once

Castiel: I'm so sorry-

Sam: Shut up and just kiss me already

Castiel: 🥹

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Castiel x Soulless!Sam

Where Cas ended up building a relationship with Sam while he was soulless even though Sam wasn't REALLY THERE because he thought that was the only way Sam would love him

He thought "if he doesn't have a soul he won't care that I was horrible to him in the beginning, maybe it's my only chance to have him even if it's just a part of him" and since Sam had no soul he just accepted, they had sex, kissed and made out in all time alone that they had

At the same time Sam went out and stayed with other men and women and of course, but Cas already expected this so he just took advantage of the fact that only HE had Sam for more than one night, even though he knew "this" wasn't completely pure Sam

And when he got his soul back, Cas's first instinct was to hug his boyfriend, but Sam denied it, so Castiel thought he had completely forgotten that with his soul Sam probably wouldn't want him anymore, because now Sam was complete, he didn't need a non-pure angel to complete him anymore

And then Sam denies the hug, and Castiel just think out loud "oh, so we're breaking up..." until Sam says he doesn't remember them starting to date in the first place, and Cas tells him the stuff about him being soulless

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Pov: Castiel inside when he saw Sam Winchester for the first time:

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inspired by this post I now have a HC that Castiel only made Sam bite the belt because he wanted to have his teeth marks on them

and he probably jerk off thinking about how Sam bit his belt while his hand was inside him, and kissed and licked the place where the teeth marks are

he genuinely wanted to cry when he lost that belt during the human plot, when he became an angel again he asked Sam to bite his new belt for... study reasons, obviously

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Crazy!Cas licks Sam's face to show affection because he saw cats do that once

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Sastiel but Dean notices that Castiel has feelings for Sam before Castiel notices he does, and he's like "NOT MY DAUGHTER"

And tries to separate the two and keeps saying that Cas is like a brother to him AND TO SAM TOO (something Sam never agreed to in the first place) and Castiel doesn't even know why but whenever Dean says he sees him as a brother his chest gets warmer and he feels like smiling, but when Dean says that Sam ALSO sees him as a BROTHER he feels a pang of pain in his heart and feels like crying

And Dean keeps pushing Sam and Cas away, not letting Cas hug Sam for too long and not letting them stay in the same room for more than 2 hours without him

Castiel is really starting to get frustrated because, damn it, he doesn't understand why Dean won't let him and Sam create a deep bond, and also, he for some reason feels like he wants to spend more time alone with Sam and hug him often and just talk to him but Dean keeps ruining all their alone time opportunities

And the fact that this feeling of wanting to get closer to Sam just keeps growing is genuinely driving him crazy

Sam on the other hand is completely oblivious to all of this just trying to live his own life

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Cas watches Sam sleep like he's protecting him from harm, Sam discovered this after the 4th sudden visit and strangely just went back to sleep, the problem is that he does this so often that they both become too comfortable with each other's presence, Sam has stopped being scared by Cas's abrupt arrivals and doesn't feel uncomfortable if he's in the same room as him

Dean says Cas is a creep for being so glued to them and only then does Sam realize that they are actually too used to it to realize how strange it is

After Sam let Cas stay on his room watching netflix, he stayed there for 3 weeks straight without leaving for a single day

Sam, who was already used to the lack of privacy, simply didn't care and started living normally without caring if Cas was still there, he would come home from hunting and throw himself on the bed that Cas was lying face down watching TV and Cas just turned and ask like "rough day?" and Sam would do a pained noise of agreement and Cas went back to watching TV

Sam falls asleep hugging Cas' waist and Cas just accepts and continues watching Netflix and stroking Sam's hair

Sam will go into the room changing clothes with Cas on the couch using his computer to see something and Sam wouldn't care

Cas still thinks that these were some of the best moments he ever spent in the bunker