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god made me bisexual because he knew it wouldn't make a difference

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it’s so hard being somebody who’s going to hit their stride in their 30s

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Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

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You know the old proverb. If you have a shirt thats good. Wear it everyday till you die

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empires of dirt are canceled because of woke welcome to my socialist dirt replublic

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he had suchhh a way with words

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Whats up ladies i im several years behind

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2020s one of the worst decade to be in your 20s in history

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i hope someday i become important or influential and i have to give interviews about my life so i can tell people just how evil my college experience was. the world needs to know

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why would i ever want to take uber sober. be so serious. take uber to get GROCERIES?!? as if. uber is for getting home at 3 am when you have no other choice. uber is a PORT OF LAST RESORT. evil beast algorithm. hate uber.

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i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made

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when im not laughing and having fun i'm being tortured and tormented and psychically attacked. that's what it's like being a dark jester

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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out of protein powders again i’m going to sue the entire world

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