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asking the hazmat suited scientists on the other side of the glass if they’re mad at me

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birthday boys

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the worst thing about 4.99 purchases is that one is fine. but if you do two of them you spent ten bucks. and ten bucks these days is like fifty bucks. if youre fucking lucky

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jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

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Pippin you can’t say that

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skyler white: youre a drug dealer and youve been lying to and gaslighting me this whole time about what you've been doing. i think you are an active danger to myself and this household but you refuse to move out of the house or let me receive a divorce. what do you have to say for yourself?

walt:

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house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

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immediately rewatched the first it after seeing the second one

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon