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see i dont interpret gaster in deltarune as evil or malicious at all. in fact i think there's evidence that he holds a lot of genuine affection for the player, the game, and the people who live within the game. i think him calling it "my deltarune" has the same tone as someone referring to their grown child as "my baby." and i do also subscribe to the idea that gaster was trying to make the goner vessel so that we wouldn't HAVE to control anyone already existing in the world, but someone else cut him off and made us take control of kris instead, and anyone influenced by gaster thereafter is him scrambling to fix whatever plan he had in place now that this massive wrench was thrown into it.

that said. EXTREMELY fucking funny to imagine that he just keeps ACCIDENTALLY driving short little fucking gremlins to madness while doing this. sorry jevil and spamton you must understand he simply loves you and your world and the person peering into it so much that he kinda forgot your brain might break if you knew this was a video game. happens to the best of us. hope you understand. your honor, my client was simply getting whimsical with it

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I gotta talk about the Knight fight, because I think I finally have an interpretation of it in my head that I like.

I think the entire Knight fight was an attempt to put the Player (us) in their place. It was entirely a bid to make us lose hope.

Many people have wondered why the Knight doesn't just cutscene us to begin with. This has led to theories like Kris slash becoming a thing, which I simply don't agree with. The important thing in my mind is it's clear that the Knight (and Carol seemingly) know about the soul and what it is capable of.

Downing our entire party in a cutscene would still leave us with the hope that we could beat the Knight in a fight. It is not enough to down our party. The Knight needs to BEAT US to make us feel like our actions are futile.

The Knight attacks with flair. Their movements and attacks are so ungodly brutal, and surpass anything we possibly have experienced so far. It's meant to make it seem like an impossible fight. It's meant to make us feel like we're supposed to lose, and that establishes a level of control over us. We are not able to win against this insurmountable foe if we lose in combat.

So what starts happening when we do win?

The Knight starts getting annoyed. Their attacks get more extreme. Eventually, they drop all the pretense and face off with us directly in the full screen attack, cleaving the screen in half to show how much power they actually have. Compare the Knight's full screen to the other two we have so far. They all face off with the soul. However, Jevil is barely present in his final attack, and Spamton faces the soul directly. The Knight completely faces us, and even cleaves through the UI as an intimidation tactic.

And perhaps them focusing on us made their guard lower, because they weren't paying attention to the actual threat: Susie. (This is not important to the theory but I think it could be neat).

So plan B comes into play. They cutscene us, but it isn't a real victory for them. We're stronger than anticipated. We gained a blackshard and a shadow crystal for their mistake. Control of us in this situation is suddenly slipping, so what do they do?

The Knight forces Kris, our vessel, to kneel. There is no reason why they would show us this if they wanted to keep the arrangement a secret. Kris kneeling is the last gambit for control over us. This is the Knight showing us that EVEN IF WE WIN, our very vessel is on their side. It's one last attempt to break our will.

I distinctly remember after winning the fight that it didn't feel like a victory. I felt somehow more defeated than ever. Seeing Kris kneel was horrifying, and not just for the reason I described. It really did feel like the Knight reestablished that level of control over me.

I think us even attempting to win is what makes Gaster so excited as well. The Knight is intentionally trying to break our hopes. This fight is us deciding that no, we have the freedom to see this through. Our will is stronger and will persist against insurmountable odds. If the prophecy is going to be rewritten, changed, or persisted through, it will need unbreakable will. Gaster is excited, because we're persisting regardless of difficulty. We're persisting against a fight engineered for our destruction.

We're a chaotic element that the Evil Group Chat Gang really wants to keep in check. Why else were we intercepted and put into Kris? We're a chaos factor, and would be able to do so much with complete free-will. They will take every opportunity to break our will.

I love the Knight fight so much. It feels like a clash of willpower, and I will be impressed if anything in this game will beat the feeling of clawing a victory out of the jaws of defeat.

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I was trying to find a screenshot of the tenna line and the google ai?????

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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

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Oh, jeez this got a bit popular! And I realize there is one possible counterpoint which is Gerson appearing, and tbh I don't have a rebuttal for that beyond the Knight possibly gleaning info from certain sources about Gerson

Chat I have a godamn theory based off how...strange the Knight is in deltarune. No, it's NOT Dess...but it's sorta Dess in a sense? I'll break it down for you guys

So basically, I've recently noticed that the Knight, Titan, and Titan Spawn all have similar hurt animations where they sorta fwoosh in a sense? Like phasing out? This is where my theory comes in. The Knight is something born of pure darkness, like a Titan. It can go into the light world because of how concentrated it is, and it lacks an actual tether.

Now, why does it have antlers and have Dess-like mannerisms? Because it's trying to COPY Dess. It's not Dess, it wants to be her. You see, a lightner when entering a dark world has so far no changes ever so similar to the Knight. No lightner has the ability to shapeshift. You can say that our pickings are slim, but still pickings with nothing similar to the Knight.

The sole reason it could ever want to copy Dess is to use Kris, to trick US. This thing is using limited knowledge of Dess to lull people in for something. The fact it knowingly summoned a fountain with the knowledge of it becoming a Titan is so strange, since it seems only Ralsei held that knowledge for a while. Perhaps a creature similar to a Titan could know? I could be spitballing based off palettes, animations, and behaviors, but I've genuinely thought it so weird how the Knight "has" to be Dess or Carol. This thing shapeshifts. The antlers could be an actual lie. No lightner is capable of shapeshifting. Plus, judging by Dess' interests so far and Carol's build, I doubt either could carry Undyne so easily while still running absurdly fast.

Again, an insane theory, I am no gospel. I simply just noticed stuff and I feel it'd be weird if the Knight wound up being Dess when there's so much odd stuff up with the Knight.

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Chat I have a godamn theory based off how...strange the Knight is in deltarune. No, it's NOT Dess...but it's sorta Dess in a sense? I'll break it down for you guys

So basically, I've recently noticed that the Knight, Titan, and Titan Spawn all have similar hurt animations where they sorta fwoosh in a sense? Like phasing out? This is where my theory comes in. The Knight is something born of pure darkness, like a Titan. It can go into the light world because of how concentrated it is, and it lacks an actual tether.

Now, why does it have antlers and have Dess-like mannerisms? Because it's trying to COPY Dess. It's not Dess, it wants to be her. You see, a lightner when entering a dark world has so far no changes ever so similar to the Knight. No lightner has the ability to shapeshift. You can say that our pickings are slim, but still pickings with nothing similar to the Knight.

The sole reason it could ever want to copy Dess is to use Kris, to trick US. This thing is using limited knowledge of Dess to lull people in for something. The fact it knowingly summoned a fountain with the knowledge of it becoming a Titan is so strange, since it seems only Ralsei held that knowledge for a while. Perhaps a creature similar to a Titan could know? I could be spitballing based off palettes, animations, and behaviors, but I've genuinely thought it so weird how the Knight "has" to be Dess or Carol. This thing shapeshifts. The antlers could be an actual lie. No lightner is capable of shapeshifting. Plus, judging by Dess' interests so far and Carol's build, I doubt either could carry Undyne so easily while still running absurdly fast.

Again, an insane theory, I am no gospel. I simply just noticed stuff and I feel it'd be weird if the Knight wound up being Dess when there's so much odd stuff up with the Knight.

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The worst part ain't even the porn it's the fact I'm not an adult and already I'm being swarmed with videos of women undressing. I want to report that stuff, but I recently heard of the mastercard and itch stuff and I feel reporting that stuff would "help" the bad guys in a way even though I just don't want to see porn every damn time I log on

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Yeah so uhm...made this image using that wallpaper....

typing "[popular IP] wallpaper" into google will get you some of the worst images ever made by anyone ever

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Anyways I now own all of Voias Hell School because Arcadia (the guy who originally made the mod, not all the characters) was a bad lassie. Don't harass and blah blah just know I've got control over the fellas now

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Ok time for random stuff but...GIRL, YOU CANNOT FIX HIM. THIS IS COMING FROM EXPERIENCE. I TRIED FIXING A GUY AND HE CHEATED ON ME TWICE AND WAS BEING A FUCKING PEDOPHILE. DO NOT STICK AROUND IF HE WON'T RESPECT YOUR BOUNDARIES.

THIS APPLIES TO THE BOYS AND THE PEOPLE IN MY ATTIC WHO SCREAM. YOU CANNOT FIX HIM/HER/THEM/IT/WHATEVER THEY GO BY. IT WILL GET WORSE. PLEASE. RED FLAGS = RED FLAGS. GET OUTTA THERE.

IF YOU WANNA REBLOG YOU CAN, BECAUSE OML I AM TIRED OF THE CULTURE THAT'S LIKE "Ohhhh but a good woman can make a bad boy good <3" OR "A man can wrangle a bad woman into submission", ETC. THAT IS FALSE. YOU CANNOT FIX RED FLAGS!!! Plus also being manipulated is never your fault, same for being groomed and allat. I have to say this because I went through Situations and I personally want people to know that Issues caused by the Situations are never the fault of the victims.

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You can keep the MACHINE....I take angle.....

HRRRRRRRGH....I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR GABRIEL.....LAST WARNING...../silly

I'm not into angels anyway lmao you can have him

Unless they are hot

Which he is...

...

Okay so guns or swords?

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@sleepycuga

And you

i love you guys

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I just realized this Susie face ISN'T her drooling while showing her teeth but her just showing her teeth

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Sooooo should I pay for the concrete then?/j

If I see a weezer meme made out of a TFR Slugcat heightchart I'm going to eat a brick of concrete

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I got to that part of Deltarune chapter 4.

All I have to say is:

WHAT THE FUCK.

I SAW THE FACE OF GOD, AND DESPITE THE WARNINGS FROM THE VOID, I GAZED INTO IT AND WEPT.

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May actually artfight this time! Behold the superior team fossils!