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i will stop rpfing when they stop wanting to fuck eachother
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using pinterest while high feels like the last 20 minutes of 2001 a space odyssey
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MTV Video Music Awards Posters, 1999
Britney Spears as Violetta Valéry (La Traviata, Giuseppe Verdi) Janet Jackson as Cleopatra (Giulio Cesare in Egitto, G. F. Händel) Chris Rock as Rigoletto (Rigoletto, Giuseppe Verdi) Ozzy Osbourne as Pagliacci (Pagliacci, Ruggero Leoncavallo) David Bowie as Mephistopheles (Faust, J. W. Goethe) Madonna as Norma (Norma, Vincenzo Bellini)
Photography: Mark Seliger / David LaChapelle (Madonna)
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update on personal life stuff
got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous
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EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*
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Male thot jobs.
Barber Dj Personal Trainer Plug Club Promoter Tattoo Artist Mechanic Foot Locker Fedex/UPS Photographer Warehouse Overnight Stocker @ Grocery Stores Construction Worker EMT Sprint/TMobile Comcast
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the truth is... i AM going back to 505 if it's a seven hour flight or a forty-five minute drive
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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.
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sorry if this is asking too much but i remember one time you mentioned you worked in a mail room or something? i’m trying to find a job that isnt customer facing so i wanted to know how you found a job like that?
yas so technically im an "offsite client service operator" which means im employed by a printing company and theyve got a contract with a law firm to supply mail & printing services. <- its significantly more customer facing than you would think and the job was pitched to me as a customer service job but dont let that deter you bc there tends to be loads of downtime where you dont see or talk to anyone which rules. as for how i got the job, it was actually because my friends mum worked for the company and she told me they were hiring. from searches ive done to help other ppl in my life look for similar jobs the key terms that tend to get results on websites like seek, indeed etc are "client service operator" "mail service" & "printing service". sometimes just "mail room" works esp around christmas and the end of financial year but its less reliable than the others ! your best bet is to look at law firms and printing companies. it can also help to look for companies that specialise in record keeping and data management bc they usually have an affiliation with places that still use mail rooms. alternatively, looking for a job in commercial or legislative printing might be the path to take if you want a similar job that has very little customer service stuff involved. i think the best pitch i can give for that kind of work is that all my coworkers who only work on the print-end of things are neurodivergent af and struggle w different kinds of communicating so the job suits everyone quite well bc theres a set standard to follow, easy scripts for when you (rarely) have to talk to clients and repetitive tasks that require just enough focus to keep your brain occupied so you dont get bored. i hope this helps!!!!
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Angolan Air Force cadet training in the Soviet Union, 1987. Photographer unknown.
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