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It's a shame that J.K. Rowling got run over by that bus on this very day all those years ago. Damned shame.

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shoutout david dastmalchian for making gurathin look like he's a strong sneeze away from death at all times

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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"I need to check the perimeter" =

"I need to check for hostiles"

"I need to get away from these crazy humans"

"I need to get out of this awkward conversation"

"I need people to stop looking at me"

= "I need to see how far I can go."

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And some recent pics too as an update. Mostly I took these to track my outfits so I didnt repeat the same combos too often smjfkd

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anyway most of the time I very much did Not look like that and there are pics of me back then to prove it but I Shan't be posting those

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damn I'm looking back at some of my old pics from years ago and I look literally soooo good in a lot of them sdjdhkjfg which I know is biased because I only kept the ones that I looked good in. but Damn

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one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people

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“Great art, AI could never do this!” “Hell yeah! I love trans people! Transphobes cannot handle trans swag!” “Look at this lesbian dating another lesbian! We’re about to piss off the homophobes with this one” “POC have great cultural practices. I’m sure the racists are having heart attacks right now.””Love seeing disabled people around. Bet the ableist are peeing their pants right now.”

Oh I get it, we’re in the Bad Place.

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I wish I had anything coherent to say about the new Murderbot short story other than man Murderbot and ART sure do love each other huh.

Is it platonic? Romantic? Some secret third thing known only to part-meat gun robots and hyper intelligent spaceship AIs who watch TV together? Who knows! The important thing is that they are deeply, deeply weird about each other.

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your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

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Further evidence of Murderbot being an unreliable narrator:

Murderbot: Well, I guess I'll use these crappy drones that the cheap-ass company paid the lowest bidder for. I wish I had better drones.

ART, watching over MB's shoulder: Those drones are so cool. I want drones like that. Dads, can I have drones like that? Can we get new drones on the way home?

ART's family: Peri, where did you schematics for state-of-the-art, highly secret, corporate military tech?

ART: Oh. You know. Lying around.

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oh shit my leitmotif is on here hold my drink