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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

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You can only reblog this today.

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"Do you enjoy doing math?"

"I do not."

"How about live improv?"

"Not at all."

"Okay... but what if there are dragons?"

"...keep talking."

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glass onion had lgbt rep in the way that i prefer: a character is shown to be gay in a subtle yet unmistakeably domestic way, and then nothing romantic happens and we go solve a murder with the power of friendship and violence

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knives out 1: in a world full of exploitation -- amidst rich assholes who are all playing their own games, in a country that feels entitled to a land they stole -- you have to play your own game, and a strategy of kindheartedness is valuable.

knives out 2: but beating them at their own game is also valuable. burning shit down will be the answer sometimes. and the rich are not immune to destruction, despite all their resources, because their networks are so toxic and codependent. and also they're dumb. they're a very shaky tower of cards.

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Anyways if ryan johnson decides to create a knives - out- benoit -blanc franchise james bond-style in which every movie is one murder mystery with a fun twist and rich people getting fucked, and that becomes a cult classic and every few years they recast benoit blanc (as if anyone could ever come close to daniel craig) to continue making movies I just wanna say that not only I would watch all of them, I would become the number one fan. My grandchildren will hear about how I watched the first movie in theaters

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Knives Out + Glass Onion parallels

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Conservatives after the youth turnout in the midterms:

Me, a millennial, after a decade of destroying golf, mayonnaise and diamonds:

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sometimes i think about this picture of my cat right after he got his teeth all taken out and i can’t help but laugh