scaredenglishmajor
scaredenglishmajor
Scared English Major ™
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uni student and wannabe vampire (she/her/hers)
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scaredenglishmajor · 1 year ago
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currently at the seaside my dudes!!
“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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“The worst part of holding the memories is not the pain. It’s the loneliness of it. Memories need to be shared.”
— The Giver, Lois Lowry (b. 20 March 1937)
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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this is so pertinent atm
Ilysmbidkhttybikydlmb :( is officially the new “I’m fine”, pass it on
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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sometimes love isn’t holding on, fighting for it. sometimes love is letting go, because love is selfless.
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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“fuck you, my child is fine-“
ma’am, your child’s favourite trope is enemies to lovers because they’re obsessed with the idea of someone falling in love with them for their flaws and validating them instead of accepting that they’re human and therefore imperfect
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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if you earnestly base your dislike/disdain of something on how "weird" or "not normal" it is then i am saddened to inform you that you are suffering from boring bitch with no compassion or whimsy disease and it's fatal
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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Mama didn't raise a quitter but she did raise an insecure perfectionist who never finishes anythi
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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on today’s episode of “what wild thing is emily searching up for class,” we have this absolute gem
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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-Mahmoud Darwish
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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“hot girl era”, I say as I rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as I miss out on core experiences other people my age are having
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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i’ve never felt true romantic love, but i do know that i would find my best friend in every universe, every timeline, and every form of being. i would cross an ocean to find her. if we were dandelions i would float to her in the pollen. if we were drops of rain i would find her cloud. and even if i don’t find romantic love, i know that this love is enough.
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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my english prof a few weeks ago, on jane eyre: “mr. rochester does fuck all. he wants the woman he supposedly loves get trampled down by an aristocratic asshole. he’s a dick.”
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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my oxford literature prof, unprompted:
“so church, right? we all go in and say ‘sorry daddy, i’ve been bad’ and then the priest says ‘ya know what? it’s fine’
and that’s basically all that church is”
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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me, thinking: *I mean, i’m literally learning literature at oxford university, my professors must be super serious academics*
my professor: idk dudes, all i’m saying is that satan is a really fuckable figure. that’s just the truth.
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scaredenglishmajor · 2 years ago
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Choose people who are good for your mental health
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