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[scarletlizzard]

I have been a long time watcher of yours, but your recent reblogs have caught my attention. So hello, darling, do you mind if i join your club?

-🍯

Of course, welcome to the Chaos Club! Don't forget that all anons are automatically on thin ice 🫶

Is that a honey pot? Are you a bee or Winnie the Pooh?

[scarletlizzard]

also not in Sydney, have you seen how expensive it is there?

no way..

I still live at home with the family

try Victoria to be exact, not in Melbourne as well

try... harder

I'll give you a treat if you can guess closer, goddess.

time's a ticking.

(but good guess nonetheless)

-🐈

Well, to be fair, it was a quote from Finding Nemo

My Australian knowledge is limited to Sydney, Perth, Melbourne, and Brisbane?

[scarletlizzard]

ok, it wasn't my fault that the glue looked so fucking good, okay?

not my fault!

also, i'm a  Slytherin first, Hufflepuff second, Ravenclaw third then Gryffindor last.

I honestly think that Gryffindor is an overrated house

(no hate to all you Gryffindor's out there, y'all are chill)

(also, to 🦮 yes pls give me all the head pats)

-🐈

Yeah see I knew it, glue eater

Well, you're calling me overrated! Therefore, you're blocked

[scarletlizzard]

Wokey let's start from the first ranking

Bad side at Hogwarts battle? Fine I'll use my delusional mind and think I might end up helping Snape.

Thin ice? Little Rose I'll prolly end up melting the ice with my hotness and land directly into your heart. 😏

Tomatoes are wokey I do like them.

Yes, it's true I live in a hospital. (Like almost all of my adult life and yet to come years)

Medical malpractice nah but I did forget a step during a surgery in my earlier days and the senior doctor made me scrub out. 🥲

(Moral of the story is eat your veggies and keep yourselves healthy cause we docs of this era forget shit 😂) all jokes of course. or is it?

Bottom? I'd rather have a flustered femme under me.

Slytherin is 100% right.

P.s. Everybody get your cams 📷📷 and pops cause shit is bout to get real. (Patiently waits for 🫖) (you see the pun? 👈)

-✨

Cheeky 🤔 veeery cheeky

But of course, I got all yours correct (including the medical malpractice). I'm always right!

P.s. Nope! She let I slide thank you very much. No popcorn

[scarletlizzard]

maybe I shouldn’t of complained abt the cold cus now I’m boiling, how does someone wake up with such a bad cough when I was fine yesterday 💔

My exams start in 2 weeks and I swear I’ve been so scared of getting sick cus every important exam season like my GCSEs, then my AS exams I’ve gotten sick literally the weekend before they start, and now I’m gonna have my A-level exams and I might have a chest infection 💔

Ok rant over.

Anyways, I am not stinky thank you very much, that’s all I have to say.

- 😸

I'm sorry you're sick! Hopefully you get to feeling better soon young one

Hmm, I don't know what any of that means but best of luck with your exams as well!

Stinky

[scarletlizzard]

👏👏👏 I am a ravenclaw 🤗 Yay for you Rosie

🐨

Like I said, always right 😄

[scarletlizzard]

damn I am a gryffindor 😔 also fuck JK Rowling

- 🧊

Of course you are, I'm literally always right

Also fuck JK Rowling

[scarletlizzard]

When she whispers "I've been thinking about being inside you all day" while she thrusts into you 🥵🥵🥵

[scarletlizzard]

all you have to do is be sweet to me and i'll do whatever disgusting depraved thing you ask

[scarletlizzard]

are u thinking about my tits have u been thinking about my tits will u be thinking about my tits

[scarletlizzard]

Even though 🦝 just said their house. I think you need to guess all anons hogwarts houses 👀 I'm pretty sure you haven't yet.

🐨

Okayy here we go

Anons Hogwarts Houses:

🎀 - Syltherin

🐈 - Gryffindor

🧊 - Gryffindor

🫖 - Ravenclaw

🐶 - Hufflepuff

🐨 - Ravenclaw

🦝 - Hufflepuff

🦮 - Hufflepuff

✨️ - Slytherin

🍄 - Hufflepuff

[scarletlizzard]

I DO NOT CHEW WITH MY MOUTH OPEN THAT SHIT MAKES ME HOMICIDAL UR SO WRONG FOR THIS ROSE JUNIOR

you think you’re funny huh???? (you are, I cannot stop laughing at the rankings)

- 🧊

💀 I told you I would disrespect, that's on you really

As long as 1 of y'all thinks I'm funny, I might just survive the night

[scarletlizzard]

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I mean...you aren't wrong

-🦝

I never am

[scarletlizzard]

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I'm a hufflepuff....

-🦝

I think voldemort probably would've recruited all the raccoons

[scarletlizzard]

do you have any good wanda writer recs?? (besides you cuz you're amazing and i've almost read all your works😖)

Thank you, I appreciate your reads ❤️

wandamaximoffsbadgirl

themidnightcrimson

esouliie

randomshyperson

drurrito

wandasfifthwife

There are plenty more, but these are the ones coming to mind right now?

[scarletlizzard]

I’m being serious😭

I had to count them on my fingers but yes seven lmao

🎀

Well like I said, I know everything soo

[scarletlizzard]

…how’d u guess 7

🎀

Are you serious 👀

I literally know everything