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i just accidentally deleted one of my most popular fics🥲 I am so sorry

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Okay, you need to make sure you play this game at some point. Maybe not today or anything, because you’ll need about thirty minutes and a serious willingness to understand how it works, but - it’s so worth it. It’s basically an answer to our occasional frustration - why do assholes always come out on top? - and the beautiful thing about it is that not only does it explain how that happens, but also how we can change it.

“In the short run, the game defines the players. But in the long run, it’s us players who define the game.”

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Hello I'm wondering if you're doing any brahms imagines still?

im so sorry for such a late response! I'm going to be updating my character list of characters I write for but yes ^^

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HI HOW R U

HI OMG IM SO SORRY IVE BEEN SUPER INACTIVE LMAO im okay!! hru?

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Jason x gn reader

summary: FRUSTRATION TOWARDS WEEDS, hugs :), bored reader

A/n: look ok ik it isn’t the best but i haven’t wrote in months and it’s almost 4am😭

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Ever since you started living on the camp grounds things have been a bit…odd? strange maybe? It’s not like you didn’t enjoy your time! you just weren’t used to not being in the city- or well ten minutes from a 7/11.

Jason tended to go out a lot (doing what? you’re not so sure, but you like to envision that he’s singing to birds like snow white)

so you were often left alone to your own advances, whether that be trying to learn how to sew or playing tic tac toe against yourself- to cut to the chase you were bored. You read all the books, used all the empty notebooks left from previous campers- hell you’ve might as well have learned how to tap dance at this point.

In your splurge of wanting to learn something new you ended up re-reading a old diary

(because let’s face it, we’re all a little nosey)

on one of the pages the old owner described how her and her friends made flower crowns during the camps free-time hours, while she didn’t say how to make them- she did draw a cute little flower crown at the end of the page, which did make you smile a little bit.

‘wait….i could try to learn how to make flower crowns!’ you thought to yourself before standing up and running out the cabin door. (then silently coming back inside to pick up after yourself-) While there wasn’t many flowers around there was the occasional daisy or dandelion which in your mind resembled a flower enough! So off to picking you went, some didn’t have long enough stems while others just became limp as soon as you picked them.

Soon hours passed after many MANY failed attempts- and Jason was a bit confused as he watched you glare down at the limp falling apart weeds. Soon enough he decided to walk up to you, while quiet as hell- you can still tell he’s standing beside you. So glancing up you notice him cocking his head to the side like a lost puppy.

“I’m trying to make you a flower crown but no matter what i do they just won’t stay together! every time they even slightly begin to form a circular shape it ends up falling apart! how can kids do this so easily” you whined out in a frustrated manor. standing up, you held the only non limp daisy towards Jason.

“I know it’s not super special or anything but..i just wanted to give you something…”

he reached forward for the flower and held it as delicately as possible before embracing you in a gentle hug, snuggling your face into his chest as you wrapped your arms around him you sighed contently.

Maybe being bored is worth it if this is how you’re rewarded in the end <3

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my favorite projection headcanon is that susie is a (especially horror/slasher) film nerd and so is noelle and they watch movies together and talk about movies together and

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your favorite deer and dinosaur lesbians

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Would Bo be willing to get pegged? My trans ass would love that.

CW: nsft

note: i am so sorry if this is ooc! i wasn’t sure how to write this one :) hopefully you can still enjoy

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now bo is a very overly masculine tough guy, i’d see him as a typical douche who probably hold some toxic beliefs, but who’s not to say that some of it just internal?

i feel like if you brought it up at first he’d be like “Hell no, are you out of your damn mind?!” but secretly like the idea of it.

let’s say you both finally decide to do it! he would be cussing like a bitch. gripping the sheets- trying to keep up his pride and tough exterior.

but as you rut into him he just can’t help but to moan out a small “fuck-“

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“aww, what’s the matter? you’re usually so mouthy” you said, voice dripping in fake sympathy

“Oh shut up-“

bo was panting into his fist, face down into the bed he tried to not submit fully

which was kind of hard knowing his ass was getting pounded by you but oh well!

he’s usually not a submissive type so its hard for him to be in such a vulnerable angle. but youre patient with him, after all you just love seeing him enjoy himself.

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sentence exchange between you two:

“god fucking damnit just let me cum already”

“you think you deserve it? can’t i at least get a please if you’re oh so desperate”

“…”

“well?”

“fuck you-AH”

you picked up your pace :) if he’s gonna be a brat, you might as well treat him like one.

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aftercare segment:

“hey, you did so good. do you need anything?”

you laid beside him on the bed as he tried to get his breathing back to a normal pace

“..water, also just know- i’m getting you back next time”

‘well shit’ you thought to yourself.

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im still in my milf reader phase stfu

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OH NAUR....

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I now bring you a meme.

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i had to close the game, it was too sad for me😭

This is literally one of the saddest exchanges I have read. “I am okay with knowing that some day you won’t anymore.” just… wow

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