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does anyone else feel weird & not good or is it just me
#i'm too sensitive man everything makes me sad#i have to hide somewhere and never come in contact with anything ever again
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i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
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honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question
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is it universal law that at least one of your neighbours has to be a psychopath or am i just unlucky?
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baby got a haircut. she looks like that because she is mad at me (she hates getting trims) 🌟
#she looks a bit like a worm now her hair needs a day or two to adjust and then shes floofy again#idc for all these stupid poodle haircuts i just shave everything down to the same length 🤷♀️#its so much easier and neither of us care enough to put even more effort into it lol#i mean this already takes two hours min#we're two practical gals#personal#shes mad at first but then she loooves feeling the wind and the sun and the grass and the cuddles on her skin again#after all the long hair comes off#also i still have to do some scissor work around her ears and paws
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dug up a flint stone from my garden bed, now i am convinced its an artefact but i dont actually know shit bc i havent had the lithics course yet :|
#lithic tools in MY garden?? more likely than you think#im gonna ask my prof next week but shell probably think im stupid lolll#it fits perfectly between the fingers and it has these radial waves from the striking impact on the back side soooo maybe?#personal
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"I hate J.K. Rowling but still love her characters!!!"
If you love any character from Harry Potter, you also love a part of J.K. Rowling. It doesn't matter how much you distort them for your little fanfictions, they will always be her creation. The wizarding world was born out of her loving imagination, even a small character like Natalie McDonald was written with overflowing compassion. JKR wove the love for her mother, family, and friends throughout her life into these books, they are interlaced with her past, and with what she values most in life (like being brave enough to do what is right, even though it may be difficult). You cannot separate these books from their author, her mind shines on every page.
"Talk to Joanne Rowling again and she nervously lets me in on a few glimpses of Snape’s background. Talking to her is talking to someone who lives these stories, not invents them. She’s a channel – bubbling over with, “Well, when he was young, you see, this, that and the other happened” – never, “I wanted so & so …"
This entry from Alan Rickman's diaries shows just how much JKR is one with her characters. Even back in 1999, when only three books were published, she had a big box of notes and sketches. She knows them deeper than anyone else ever will. They spoke to her before any of us even met them. She planned each of their lives meticulously to make them immortal for us.
Adding 'anti jkr' to your fanfiction and fanart doesn't ward off imagined evils, it only makes you look painfully foolish.
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once i figure out how to do anatomy and facial expressions and proportion and foreshortening and basic perspective and color theory and composition then youll all be sorry
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getting woken up at 4:30am by period cramps that grow from 0-100 in intensity very quickly is definitely one of the most lovely starts into the day
#i know i should be grateful bc my cycle is usually a shittily short 24-25 days and this time for whatever reason it was 29???#(ohh the times when i used to always have a whole month long cycle sighh)#but ouchhhhh#i took an ibuprofen and breathed for an hour lol#then next time i was woken up at 7 by two magpies SCREAMING their lungs out on my window sill#i guess they fought about who gets to eat first bc one left and then came back when thw other was finished#and now its been five hours and the pain is coming back yippiieee#personal
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Candace Flynn would totally read and write fanfiction and then have the craziest updated in the authors notes.
"Sorry for this late chapter. My brothers built ANOTHER rollercoaster. Somehow my mom didn't notice AGAIN."
"Hi sorry, I was already to post but then I remembered it was my parents' anniversary. So then me and my brothers had to help my dad set something up. Bevause he forgot about it, so I had to distracted my mom for the whole day while my brother's rekindled Love Handle. It worked, and they had a great anniversary. Anyway, here is the next chapter of the Ducky Momo x MCU AU"
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#aww i still had this in my drafts#this is from february i believe#she already had her snow freak out off camera and i tried to get het to run around a bit more#i usually dont let her off the leash but snow like that is an exception cause it captures all her attention lol#and she wont go roaming around or looking for poop to eat or another dog to beat up#personal
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omg one of my class mates has now informed me about every single step of her essay on why trans women belong in female only spaces and at this point i can hardly mask my anger. i thought i had kinda insinuated strongly enough that i dont agree with her but it seems to have flown over her head. her final essay almost gave me a heart attack while reading it like...what am i supposed to tell you? that i disagreed with just about every sentence you wrote?
#she wrote somewhere that right wing voices and “terf media” criticize trans women or smth like that#and i asked her what she meant by terf media#and she said “the sun” and i was like.....ok maybe the sun posts 'transphobic' articles but where#in the world is it radical feminist?#terf as the new witch is so burned into ppls brains that they never even question it omggggg#funny enough im also in a witch hunt seminar with her lolllll#i hate it here#need a radfem bestie so bad#i dont even know where to start with everything she wrote#this entire believe system is so urghhh#sad sad#personal
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eec: the return of pointy hair guy
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+ favourite show = extra bliss
cumin + lemon juice + parsley + mint = bliss
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