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Prompt #1092

"If I had asked, would you have stayed?"

"You didn't ask. So we'll never know."

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Okay Han was just like vibing and then these two hot twins were like. Can u help me overthrow the government. And he was like damn I guess

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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

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missing them hour 🥹

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A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

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Ruby: I never want to be seen with you again.

James: *in his head* slow burn, enemies to lovers, angst with happy ending, 3 book trilogy.

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George: Lockwood, I fear that Lucy’s deranged. She takes baths with her clothes on.

Lockwood: *blinks*

Lockwood: This is coming from the guy that does yoga buck-naked.

George: *😑*

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James Beaufort in 1x01: 😈🍾😒💷🕶️😏🥍

James Beaufort at literally ANY point after Ruby is briefly nice to him: 🥹💼🎹😍📓💗🖋️ 😭🎁🏊🏻❤️‍🔥👑👀🫠

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Day three’s drabble! Have some more Lucy & George friendship:)

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[After THB]

Lockwood: How could she leave me? We were in love. Wait, maybe I misunderstood her letter. Yes, that's it.

[Reads letter]

Lockwood: "Dear pumpkin. I hate you. Lucy."

Lockwood[hysterically weeping]: OH, THE PAIN!

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George: I’ve got a new game. It’s called Rapier or Lucy. I give you real things I’ve heard Lockwood say and you have to tell me if he was talking to his rapier or his girlfriend.

Holly:

Lockwood: I don’t think I like this game.

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i hate when europeans make fun of americans for being hopelessly dependent on the burger. because its true. i AM hopelessly dependent on the burger. i love burger. burger is like a beautiful butch lesbian to me