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But like imagine if every woman in the world was given permission to go “full miss piggy” without restraint or consequence. There would be so many limp muppet man bodies flying around

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My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

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can i interest anyone in some peppermints? peppermint anyone

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new fun trend: take this quiz and tell me your score

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day 1157

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let's rp but the scenario is you run at me with pitchforks and i scream and pretend to be terrified but actually i'm waiting for you to jab at me

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Finishing off the year with an idea I've wanted to paint for a while, a cat in the clouds ☁️

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kittens conversation:

hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile

other kittens: yeah

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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

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God Forbid This Year Be Shit.

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DOWNLOADING MILK …

1% …

2% …

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .

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Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy

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damn we got 2022 tomorrow

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its new years which means im gonna watch all of my online friends say "happy new year" at drastically different times because of timezones

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