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"cringe culture is dead" ok but does that include ppl you find ugly, ppl who are into hobbies or fandoms you find weird, ppl w kinks you find odd, autistic people who dont fit your standards, mentally ill people who dont fit your standards, 12 year olds having fun, 30 year olds having fun, furries, fat ppl who dont fit ur standards, or is it just conventionally attractive alt ppl who fit the beauty standard. answer quick

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My arm fell off yesterday but it’s ok !! I grew it back like an axolotl :)

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“My partner is so annoying” have u considered feeding them a melatonin pill wrapped in cheese it usually works

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Boss is like “yeah you’re still fired” no matter how many times I point out that the company code of conduct has absolutely no rules against releasing several pelicans in the employee break room

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“sweet boy” okay can i grind on your lap while you grope me however you’d like

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It’s only gay if you have sex with guys that DON’T look like girls btw. Thats the rule.

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Every computer should have a button that floods it with water for no reason

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A musky 8 foot tall werewolf boyfriend with a fat knot would solve like 90 percent of my problems but the gods of this world are cruel and unyielding

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I wanna take out an earring and let the hole close up so that a big strong man can hunt me down and earmark me like an endangered animal

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I think it’s so funny how “alpha males” base so much of their worldview on whatever the fuck they think Ancient Greek and Roman culture was while simultaneously having absolutely no understanding of just how GAY and HOMOSEXUAL people were back then

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oh how I yearn to be lying facedown on a guys chest, our legs slotted together. He still smells faintly of cologne and smoke, we're giggling at stupid shit on the tv. It's well past midnight and he's running his fingers through my hair and I'm running my hands along his waist. Everything is okay, everything is soft, everything is lovely.

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Feeling depressed? Consider lying in bed for several hours, even though this will not help. Hope this helps!!

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*points at ur lap* hey is this seat taken

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Me too 🥺

I stare at gay couples in the street a lot. Not because I'm homophobic, no. It's because I envy them and i'm dreaming of being in their place...

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Homophobic? Nah, I’m heliophobic. The sun is too big and it makes me feel insecure

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I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)