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Vetinari's Terrier: out

Dearheart's Unusually Large and Completely Blonde German Shepard: in

Set in future where Vimes breaks both his hips on the job and Vetinari's seen with a single gray hair in public and they have to retire.

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watch series be like

book 1

books 2-12

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the funniest part of night watch is vetinari's off screen adventure

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couldn't sleep

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colored sketch of angua from discworld,,, i love werewolves so much theyre awesome AWOOOOOOO

go girl,,,

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tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin

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I know some of these characters can be killed but you get my point lol 😂

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It’s not a Discworld joke unless you read it, don’t parse it as a joke, and then carry on with your life for ten years until someone stops you to say something like “It’s a pavlovian response because the dog ate a pavlova” and you scream Terry’s name with enough indignant rage you hope it rattles the pillars of the multiverse so wherever his soul is he’ll hear it.

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Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

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Barnard Bulletin, New York, November 22, 1938

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Alright, I will start with this one then - everything starts with the glorious revolution and everything starts with the night watch 🌸

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europeans have types of racism i didn't even know existed

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I love the rainbow checkmarks but the colors could be improved. Maybe something like this?

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I think the extraordinary thing that Death shows [Dream] is the complexity of humanity. She asks him to bear witness to people in the last moment of their lives and that something happens when you look closely at something. You begin to understand it. And I think that understanding are the first steps towards love. And I think when [Dream] has that pivotal transition, he thinks to himself “If I can feel this about these people after such a short space of time, how do I feel about a man who I’ve spent 600 years with?” And so he returns to him.

— Tom Sturridge about Dream’s relationship with Death, humanity and Hob Gadling [video]

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Tom Sturridge on Morpheus, BFI Q&A