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Nym Surname (hysteronProteron) kernelsprite

pre-entry prototype: Diplodocus money box

post-entry prototype: Buddha 

(Intended post-entry prototype: How To Win An Election, Marcus Tullius Cicero)

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howls into the void

i literally only reblogged to hoot at plaid but why not

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NAME: Emmily CHUMHANDLE: arctosArdor SPECIES: big fat troll MYTHOLOGICAL ROLE: Mage of Mind SYMBOL: the pilcrow  ¶  BLOOD COLOR: olive green LUSUS: a small and generally awful parrotlike bird TYPING QUIRK: question marks? whats punctuation? DREAM PLANET [PROSPIT/DERSE]: derse LAND: Arbors and Arrows QUADRANTS: ♥ Katryn/thalassicAngler ♠/◆ Plaid GOD TIER [Y/N] hells of the yes

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Server Client Connection Order

(From first in to last) TROLLS hysteronProteron ==> scribeFashionista ==> iridescentHeathen ==> arenoseAnima ==> (arctosArdor ==> thalassicAngler  ==>) CynicistApotheosis ==> hysteronProteron (??)

HUMANS

jovialAntiquarian ==> charlesianConnoisseur  ==> glisteningSkeletons ==> badPatient ==> ossiaLentando ==> renegadeAuthority ==> primordialEphemeris ==> unsungTale ==> jovialAntiquarian (??)

Hup to! :)

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CURRENT hysteronProteron [CHP] RIGHT NOW opened private transtimeline bulletin board think of cool name later

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CBP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board think of cool name later

[FHP] ceased responding to memo. 

CHP: ....what 

CHP closed memo.

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PAST hysteronProteron 35 HOURS AGO responded to memo. PHP: Hαhα yessssss PHP: Score one teαm Nym PAST hysteronProteron ceased responding to the memo

FUTURE iridescentHeathen [FIH] 35 HOURS FROM NOW opened memo on board cpicic. FIH: I’M PPETTY CUPE I JYCT MADE JIM MY MATECPPIT.  FIH: HELP. FIH: PLEACE. COMEOHE. FIH: THE FYTYPE IS FYLL OF POCCIBILITIEC. FIH: I’M GOIHG TO CPY.   CURRENT iridescenHeathen [CIH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CIH: Mothepfyckep.  CIH banned self from responding to memo.

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FUTURE iridescentHeathen [FIH] 35 HOURS FROM NOW opened memo on board cpicic. FIH: I’M PPETTY CUPE I JYCT MADE JIM MY MATECPPIT.  FIH: HELP. FIH: PLEACE. COMEOHE. FIH: THE FYTYPE IS FYLL OF POCCIBILITIEC. FIH: I’M GOIHG TO CPY.   CURRENT iridescenHeathen [CIH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CIH: Mothepfyckep.  CIH banned self from responding to memo.

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PJA: I'm more freaked ovt by yov crying than anything else. PJA: most hvmans wovld probably be slightly thrown off by learning that they were going to be dating an apparently-Rvssian alien in the fvtvre, it's trve. PJA: bvt I am not most hvmans. PJA: also did telling me this in a transtimeline memo make ovr relationship into a stable time loop? PJA: becavse that's a little freaky.

FUTURE iridescentHeathen [FIH] 35 HOURS FROM NOW opened memo on board cpicic. FIH: I’M PPETTY CUPE I JYCT MADE JIM MY MATECPPIT.  FIH: HELP. FIH: PLEACE. COMEOHE. FIH: THE FYTYPE IS FYLL OF POCCIBILITIEC. FIH: I’M GOIHG TO CPY.   CURRENT iridescenHeathen [CIH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CIH: Mothepfyckep.  CIH banned self from responding to memo.

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FIH: APE YOY HOT FPEAKED OYT BY THIC???? FIH: HOW APE YOY HAHDLIHG IT? FIH: HOW DO HYMAHC WOPK? FIH: MY MIHD HUGGET IS OVEPLOADIHG. FIH: H E L P. 

FUTURE iridescentHeathen [FIH] 35 HOURS FROM NOW opened memo on board cpicic. FIH: I’M PPETTY CUPE I JYCT MADE JIM MY MATECPPIT.  FIH: HELP. FIH: PLEACE. COMEOHE. FIH: THE FYTYPE IS FYLL OF POCCIBILITIEC. FIH: I’M GOIHG TO CPY.   CURRENT iridescenHeathen [CIH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CIH: Mothepfyckep.  CIH banned self from responding to memo.

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PAST jovialAntiquarian 43 HOURS AGO responded to memo.

PJA: wait, what? PJA: am I making yov cry? PJA: don't do that! PJA: as yovr fvtvre alien boyfriend I am forbidding the shedding of tears! FORBIDDING IT!

FUTURE iridescentHeathen [FIH] 35 HOURS FROM NOW opened memo on board cpicic. FIH: I’M PPETTY CUPE I JYCT MADE JIM MY MATECPPIT.  FIH: HELP. FIH: PLEACE. COMEOHE. FIH: THE FYTYPE IS FYLL OF POCCIBILITIEC. FIH: I’M GOIHG TO CPY.   CURRENT iridescenHeathen [CIH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CIH: Mothepfyckep.  CIH banned self from responding to memo.

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CURRENT arenoseAnima [CAA] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board wow ok you all fucki n suck

CAA: ok ive been lookin at memos and shit up in here for a while now CAA: and peekin in on you assholes with this viewport thing CAA: sorry btw CAA: (im not sorry) CAA: and baiscally it looks like all of you are spendin basicallg all your time 1. making out, 2. talking about making out, or 3. planning to make out CAA: or like CAA: thinly veiled makeout discussion  CAA: like really thin CAA: like troll matzoh CAA: what im gettin at here is CAA: wow what the fuck how are we going to win this game if you shitbarges can only talk about new and interestin places to put your bulges CAA: cnosider this an open fucking suggestion box holy shit　 

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CSF: WELL. CSF: you're f1neee then CSF: 8:>  CSF:  1t's not the quaaadrants that are braaa1nwash1ng  CSF: just th1s damned RELAT1ONSH1P PR1OR1T1Z1NG CSF: you don't get a mateeesprit/kiiiismesis and you're culled CSF: OPEN YOUR EEEYES AND SEE THE QUADRAAANT HIERARCHY!!  CSF: also why do you haaave my saaame iniiitials as meee, alien??  CSF: thaaat's a l111ttle we1rd!!

CURRENT arenoseAnima [CAA] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board wow ok you all fucki n suck

CAA: ok ive been lookin at memos and shit up in here for a while now CAA: and peekin in on you assholes with this viewport thing CAA: sorry btw CAA: (im not sorry) CAA: and baiscally it looks like all of you are spendin basicallg all your time 1. making out, 2. talking about making out, or 3. planning to make out CAA: or like CAA: thinly veiled makeout discussion  CAA: like really thin CAA: like troll matzoh CAA: what im gettin at here is CAA: wow what the fuck how are we going to win this game if you shitbarges can only talk about new and interestin places to put your bulges CAA: cnosider this an open fucking suggestion box holy shit　 

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CURRENT arenoseAnima [CAA] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board wow ok you all fucki n suck

CAA: ok ive been lookin at memos and shit up in here for a while now CAA: and peekin in on you assholes with this viewport thing CAA: sorry btw CAA: (im not sorry) CAA: and baiscally it looks like all of you are spendin basicallg all your time 1. making out, 2. talking about making out, or 3. planning to make out CAA: or like CAA: thinly veiled makeout discussion  CAA: like really thin CAA: like troll matzoh CAA: what im gettin at here is CAA: wow what the fuck how are we going to win this game if you shitbarges can only talk about new and interestin places to put your bulges CAA: cnosider this an open fucking suggestion box holy shit　 

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FUTURE iridescentHeathen [FIH] 35 HOURS FROM NOW opened memo on board cpicic. FIH: I'M PPETTY CUPE I JYCT MADE JIM MY MATECPPIT.  FIH: HELP. FIH: PLEACE. COMEOHE. FIH: THE FYTYPE IS FYLL OF POCCIBILITIEC. FIH: I'M GOIHG TO CPY.   CURRENT iridescenHeathen [CIH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CIH: Mothepfyckep.  CIH banned self from responding to memo.

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CSF: heeey, 1t's not ALLLL of us that are making out aaall the time CSF: SPEAK FOR YOURSEEELF CSF: personaaally 1 am VERY DED1CATED to the cause of stopping the PR1OR1T1Z1NG OF QUADRANTS CSF: wh1ch 1s, fraaankly, rampant 1n our session and society!!  CSF:  YOU ARE AAAALL PART OF THE BRAAA1NWASHED MASSES.  CSF: maaaybe 1f we were all like ME and more focused on moirallegiance aaand that human d1seeease called friendship, we wouldn't HAAAVE this problem CSF: 8>:< CSF: that 1sn't extra horns byyy the waaay CSF: 1t's EYEBROWS BECAUSE 1 AM VEEERY ANGRY W1TH ALL OF YOU 

CURRENT arenoseAnima [CAA] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board wow ok you all fucki n suck

CAA: ok ive been lookin at memos and shit up in here for a while now CAA: and peekin in on you assholes with this viewport thing CAA: sorry btw CAA: (im not sorry) CAA: and baiscally it looks like all of you are spendin basicallg all your time 1. making out, 2. talking about making out, or 3. planning to make out CAA: or like CAA: thinly veiled makeout discussion  CAA: like really thin CAA: like troll matzoh CAA: what im gettin at here is CAA: wow what the fuck how are we going to win this game if you shitbarges can only talk about new and interestin places to put your bulges CAA: cnosider this an open fucking suggestion box holy shit　 

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COL: There's certainly no need for that response. COL: Nor, for that matter, is there a need for profanity! COL: I am endeavouring to assist you and your fellow players in your efforts not to die before you complete your missions, and for those purposes it would be best if we could all understand each other. COL: However, I can certainly understand being frustrated by discovering people intertwined when you don't expect to see any such thing. COL: You have my sympathies.

CURRENT arenoseAnima [CAA] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board wow ok you all fucki n suck

CAA: ok ive been lookin at memos and shit up in here for a while now CAA: and peekin in on you assholes with this viewport thing CAA: sorry btw CAA: (im not sorry) CAA: and baiscally it looks like all of you are spendin basicallg all your time 1. making out, 2. talking about making out, or 3. planning to make out CAA: or like CAA: thinly veiled makeout discussion  CAA: like really thin CAA: like troll matzoh CAA: what im gettin at here is CAA: wow what the fuck how are we going to win this game if you shitbarges can only talk about new and interestin places to put your bulges CAA: cnosider this an open fucking suggestion box holy shit　 

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CURRENT arenoseAnima [CAA] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board wow ok you all fucki n suck

CAA: ok ive been lookin at memos and shit up in here for a while now CAA: and peekin in on you assholes with this viewport thing CAA: sorry btw CAA: (im not sorry) CAA: and baiscally it looks like all of you are spendin basicallg all your time 1. making out, 2. talking about making out, or 3. planning to make out CAA: or like CAA: thinly veiled makeout discussion  CAA: like really thin CAA: like troll matzoh CAA: what im gettin at here is CAA: wow what the fuck how are we going to win this game if you shitbarges can only talk about new and interestin places to put your bulges CAA: cnosider this an open fucking suggestion box holy shit　 

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CURRENT arenoseAnima [CAA] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board wow ok you all fucki n suck

CAA: ok ive been lookin at memos and shit up in here for a while now CAA: and peekin in on you assholes with this viewport thing CAA: sorry btw CAA: (im not sorry) CAA: and baiscally it looks like all of you are spendin basicallg all your time 1. making out, 2. talking about making out, or 3. planning to make out CAA: or like CAA: thinly veiled makeout discussion  CAA: like really thin CAA: like troll matzoh CAA: what im gettin at here is CAA: wow what the fuck how are we going to win this game if you shitbarges can only talk about new and interestin places to put your bulges CAA: cnosider this an open fucking suggestion box holy shit