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I fundamentally disagree with Thomas Jefferson and Mark Twain. "Never use two words when one will do," "don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do," I'm going to turn a single sentence into an essay and it's going to cost five hundred dollars per word because those are the right words to get across what I mean without ambiguity and misunderstanding, thankyouverymuch

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“ugh I hate kids” “i hate when people take too long to order” “i hate that show/ship/character” “i hate—” what do you Love? what brings you Joy? what is your Favourite Color??

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Friendly reminder that fan-made content (fanart, fanfic, fanvids, etc) are:

extremely time consuming. Remember someone actually took time out of their life to create that, time they could’ve used to, idk, sleep, for example

entertainment you’re consuming for free. I can’t stress this enough: you’re enjoying someone else’s craft for free. You paid exactly zero money to look at/read/watch it.

S H A R E D  with you, not made for you. This is the most important point: someone created that, put it online and you found it. No one forced you to consume that fanwork, you C H O S E  to do it. 

Whenever you feel like leaving a mean comment, anonymous hate or make a ~clever post about how ‘lol look at all of these overused tropes every fic writer crams into their fics’ remember you’re being a dick to someone who shared their work with you. You’re not being funny, you’re not being edgy, you’re not being brave for calling something out - you’re being a dick.

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BEST MOM BRACKET; FINALES

Propaganda for Nani 💚; Is 19 years old and instantly has to become responsible for her very clearly autistic little sister after her parents sudden death, on top of finding a job that will support the two of them and constantly dealing with CPS trying to take Lilo away. Keep in mind, she's literally nineteen and literally doing the best she can. Was hesitant about accepting Stitch into the family, but later warms up to him and seems to play a motherly role to him as well.

Propaganda for Morticia 💚; Total goth icon, best example of a mom having a personality outside of being a mom. Very supportive, encouraging, and absolutely adores her children. Literally beaming with pride for them at every moment, would fuck anyone up that tried to harm them and to top is up is a very loving wife to her husband.

Propaganda should be used to bring your side up, not the other side down! Please be respectful! The moms are watching 💚

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not now. mommys making a 0 note post

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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

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sind nicht alle produkte, aber mehr optionen gibt tumblr polls nicht her. leave the obligatory "JA ABER WAS IST MIT" in the comments.

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may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

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Yeah, I am probably getting Sick for real 😣

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who tries to monetize a site where 70% of the content is people begging for money................

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神戸・植物園

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On the 11 of June, 1962, three inmates escaped from Alcatraz prison. They created fake heads fashioned from soap, toothpaste, concrete dust, and toilet paper and used them as decoys to fool the guards into thinking they were still asleep in their cells.