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I think life might be awesome

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this isn’t normal. this isn’t how life is supposed to feel. if you don’t think about it it can’t hurt you. I found our hearts and they were still beating. there is still time.

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ART FIGHT 2025 TEAM CRYSTAL RISE UPPPP

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Reblog if your art project has not, does not, and never will make use of generative ai at any point in your creative process.

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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good. I was actually hoping I would get the opportunity to roleplay as a strange and malicious parasitic worm that lives in space and hates lesbians.

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Watching Beck's bound stream, 2nd ever bound stream ive seen. I meet Tad, whos a frog? I think. Tad. oh like Tadpole, haha i see what you did there

but then @avenomouschild tells me the full name is Tadrick...

Tadpole, a baby frog Cricket, frog food

is Tad's name babyfood?

childsnack

infantedibles

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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"You can't just say perchance!" But alas..

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"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"

might not be true at all and might be puritan panic you bought into but ok

even if it IS true, ok?? and?? based

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if you chewed on mi-go, she would have the same texture as those polly pocket clothes from the 2000s.

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"_____ has two hands! Just ship them both!"

Romeo has four hands. She could juggle so many oranges with those. She could probably hold ten cats at the same time, if she got creative enough. She could also kill someone. She can do whatever she wants.

Forget romance. Give her 1 million cats. Teach her to juggle. Clap politely when she kills a man. This is what we want to see.

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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

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oh you hate musicals? oh so youre allergic to all fun and whimsy then? youre against all joy and giddiness brought in front of you huh? you just hate any and all happiness and silly times dont you?