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Top 4 krusielle all time past & future

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this tweet is literally never not on my mind

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Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

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wearing my "the first silent hill is genuinely my favourite, although I can acknowledge the second is a better game, and I don't care for anything past those" shirt even as I demonstrate clear knowledge that I keep fucking playing the games past those and finding I don't like them, exactly as expected, like repeatedly touching a sharp rock in the brickwork to confirm ad nauseam that it's capable of hurting the skin until it tears through

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Donald Trump tossing and turning in his sleep whimpering “obamna…”

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so many "this dating sim / romance vn is actually a psychological horror" that it would be much more surprising if there was a dating sim played completely straight

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

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I think it's a shame that "Oedipus complex" refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom

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my high school used to start at 7:30 and I lowkey think that was child abuse

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𝓛𝓾𝓲𝓰𝓲

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A quick doodle

sudsy isn't just shaped like a dog

he's shaped like a friend

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had the funniest possible interaction this weekend

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sometimes you just need to summon this flowchart as an overlay of your vision

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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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