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i saw this image and thought you’d really like it. it reminded me of you

literally. this is it.

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Happy New Year!

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

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One Chrome tab and it's all over

Be gentle

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lets make a videogame how hard can it be

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I bring a "fuck around and find out" approach to life that scientists like.

Fuck around

Come up with a ridiculous question

Establish a hypothesis, case in point: "If I fuck around, what will I find out?"

Test the hypothesis by fucking around in multiple ways to confirm, solidify findings, and gather evidence

Find out

Determine if the ridiculous question was answered by the data and evidence gathered through fucking around

What are the results found after fucking around? Was it expected?

Find out - Review findings

Did fucking around help or destroy your delusions?

Will you spill the tea (share your findings) to your friends, or will you be embarassed by being proven wrong by the results?

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I'm sorry im going crazy apparently i discovered something else now

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