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Interpol is very nosy in our affairs.

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There’s a raid on Team Calm?

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I apologize for the my lack of activity, we’ve been very busy at the Lab recently.

We’ve been working to secure the Heahea branch from the recent tremors happening around the area.

Please report any spatial and/or temporal anomalies that have arisen since then, we’re researching something.

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//if you're an active pokémon irl blog can you reblog this? it seems like a bunch of the people i used to engage with are inactive now and i'd like to see where the activity is

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|| OOC: By the way, her ass was not asleep during the period Houdini was active.

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Tempting fate here but don’t you have to make the poor thing sturdy itself so you can swing it like a sword?

Tell us what is the stupid thing

SO BASICALLY:

i am going to wield a gyarados like a sword

ik i can probably do it, I've suplexed enough of them

but its still kinda stupid

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Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

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[IMAGE: Pillows and cushions scattered around an office. A Luxray is standing idly in a corner, looking innocent; A Roserade with crossed legs pouts on the stripped couch; and a Kadabra lies stunned on the floor.]

Uh.

I got my phone back.

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update: i couldn’t lift the couch but i managed to lift all the cushions and have accidentally started a pillow fight with lyn and illusen.

please help!

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....what room?

it was a testing chamber, they made us do certain stuff. i don’t remember too much.

what i did remember was that it didn’t feel… real.

i didn’t notice it at first but the longer i stayed there, the less real i felt.

it felt like reality was denying my existence, changing me to fit… something more “real”.

whatever that “reality” is, i couldn’t be in it as with my abilities.

i think i fainted after a few hours.

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is levitating the couch a good idea though

hm, probably not.

but i need to exercise my telekinesis.

it hasn’t been the same ever since lila led me in that room…

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i suppose so.

there really isn’t anything wrong with having less than modern inclinations, no? i’m not about to throw away something precious to me just because of a little insult!

i’m going to have a talk with her about this. thank you for your words, friend!

[IMAGE: An antique silver spoon. Its end has an intricate carving of an eye framed with various flora. There is a pink tint over the image.]

is my spoon too gaudy?

illusen told me its very “un-chic”, whatever that means.

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do you think i can levitate the couch?

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lila got it for me years back when she was still a trainer.

found it in the sunnyshore market and thought i’d like it.

i do.

[IMAGE: An antique silver spoon. Its end has an intricate carving of an eye framed with various flora. There is a pink tint over the image.]

is my spoon too gaudy?

illusen told me its very “un-chic”, whatever that means.

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[IMAGE: An antique silver spoon. Its end has an intricate carving of an eye framed with various flora. There is a pink tint over the image.]

is my spoon too gaudy?

illusen told me its very “un-chic”, whatever that means.

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i feel the same way too! lila's not perfect but, i still trust her with my life.

i actually did that one time but that's neither here nor there.

anyways, i hope your trainer will ace that exam! the cookies should be well enough motivation, right?

i prefer poffins myself, but i'm partial to those white chocolate macadamia nut cookies... what's your favorite flavor?

wait how does this work

oh cool telepathic texting

this is houdini by the way

lila’s sleeping and i am Bored

so i took her phone

don’t tell her

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another kadabra wow!

oh so that’s how you punctuate okay.

hi! it’s nice to see another kadabra! i’m houdini!

i don’t see a lot of us around here.

they’re usually either abra or alakazam.

how is your trainer? mine is asleep.

wait how does this work

oh cool telepathic texting

this is houdini by the way

lila’s sleeping and i am Bored

so i took her phone

don’t tell her