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//reverse meme call. like this for Mordin to flood your inbox with memes, random starters, or personal questions that your doctor has to ask you but always makes everyone feel awkward anyways

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I would like everyone to know that Mass Effect: Legendary is currently $44.99 (for xbox) on the Microsoft store

Some retailers price match.

That's all

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@perfectmisslawson out here finding RL dossiers

Everyone should know there's another Mordin blog out there. Super quality blog while I'm reading through everyone should go follow!!!

@perfectmisslawson​​

Normally I would have responded to that ask with the blog, but I had to go back to find it. (I’ve recently come back to Mass Effect RP and can’t pull names immediately, atm. I’ll get there, though!) So sorry for the delay on this

Mordin blogs:

I have only seen one active Mordin blog on a multi. It’s at @galaxysaved​ .

It’s a great blog–highly recommend reading through for quality A+ content! Their Mordin is great and I hope to see them on my dash more! Everyone should love Mordin

I mean…I’m biased, but I just love seeing him out there doing Science.

If I come across any others tho, you bet your butt I’ll promo the crap out of em. And I hope people will let me know if there’s more out there! I think RP communities should love on each other and spread the promo joy.

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awinetintedmuse​:

“Admittedly, either would work. I’ve certainly consumed worse stuff. Guess you’re not human, or at least, not one I’ve met before.” The god reeked of wine; which probably wasn’t strange for him but it was probably strange that it didn’t seem to stop. 

“The real question is, what sorts of things do you drink, hm? What makes you wild and want to procreate?” Classy. “And as for your question… well, I wasn’t. But have you ever seen a robot drink? Poor guys couldn’t hold their liquor.” 

A blink beneath the dim light of the ship, head barely tilting in insatiable curiosity.

Intoxicated? Highly likely. Concussed? Perhaps. Many possibilities--unknown variables. Could be toxic fumes on ship. Could be migratory neuro-parasitic life-forms from planet below.

Doesn’t matter. Need to get off ship.

Perhaps quarantine confused patient. Better safe than harboring neuro-parasitic lifeforms.

“Am...flattered. As far as propositions, this soonest received by high margin. Am salarian. Not human.” Simple fact. Steps closer--careful; cautious; but this is not easily seen. Always careful. Always cautious. Just salarian. “Don’t procreate for fun. Common misunderstanding. Marriage contracts. Cannot say whether seen geth--would be classified--but can say have seen one drink. Agree. Unpleasant. How did you end up on ship? Odd circumstances. Must agree.”

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@perfectmisslawson​​

Normally I would have responded to that ask with the blog, but I had to go back to find it. (I’ve recently come back to Mass Effect RP and can’t pull names immediately, atm. I’ll get there, though!) So sorry for the delay on this

Mordin blogs:

I have only seen one active Mordin blog on a multi. It’s at @galaxysaved​ .

It’s a great blog--highly recommend reading through for quality A+ content! Their Mordin is great and I hope to see them on my dash more! Everyone should love Mordin

I mean...I’m biased, but I just love seeing him out there doing Science.

If I come across any others tho, you bet your butt I’ll promo the crap out of em. And I hope people will let me know if there’s more out there! I think RP communities should love on each other and spread the promo joy.

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Do you have any headcanons on Mordin?

@perfectmisslawson

//oh wow thank you for asking. I've got a LOT of headcanons on Mordin.

I'm horrible at writing up headcanons. I love them coming out organically in writing, so normally I won't write up history headcanons because I love the opportunity to naturally shape a relationship with rp partners. There's something so delicious about finding those beat-moments with the person you're writing with and watching characters actually naturally get closer due to finding out more about them. You get comfortable (or uncomfortable)--you find a similar passion, or strife. You know something, as an RP partner, that no one on the dash has likely shared. Idk--it's special.

But for my favorite headcanon that I will die happy imagining, but will likely never come up naturally in threads?

Mordin had a guest star role in Blasto 3: Tentacle of Trouble and no one can tell me differently.

As for the more serious headcanons, I really will probably draft them up over the next couple of weeks.

I genuinely really appreciate you asking this. I love sharing writing thoughts!

My headcanons (or generally-related Mordin-things/thoughts) will be tagged: #s c i e n c e

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ROFLMAO!! HOW do you have so many REPLIES?

//on here? I don't

on my other blog? A steady, long-term, five-time annual retreat called: "Denial", featuring singers "procrastination", "laziness", and "I'm just gonna go write fanfiction about edelgard von hresvelg instead"

I bought the tshirt every year

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edelgard-more-like-baedelgard​:

And here we see a Mako in its natural habitat about to do a 720 backflip after Commander Shepard boosted up the side of a small incline and hit the jumpjets, much to her new teammates’ horror

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//my biggest HC is that there’s so few EDI blogs because they’re all ME2 based and are very Method :tm: RPers, pretending to be shackled vi’s and can’t make it past the are you a robot stage

plot twist: I can’t pass any of them ffs

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//If anyone would like to add me on discord! I don’t really RP through it, but I always love meeting people. Feel free to add and let me know who you are when you add!

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//I am personally offended at tumblr’s ask limit. I thought they removed it?

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Mordin brings me a lot of joy on the dash, all the serotonin one(1) Scientist Salarian can possibly give.

also legit cried for 20 minutes when you called my Saren good AAAAA ThANK

@spxctrixmru

"Benchmark studies suggest...normal range of serotonin in blood is 101-283 nanograms per mililiter. Might differ per measurement and species. Hanar do not synthesize serotonin. Common inaccuracy in Blasto movies. Suggest, if serotonin higher, see medical professional. Could be indicative of carcinoid syndrome in humans. Should also say...thank you."

"Your Saren is," A deep breath in. "Excellent."

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//reverse meme call. like this for Mordin to flood your inbox with memes, random starters, or personal questions that your doctor has to ask you but always makes everyone feel awkward anyways

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Had to be you, anyone else would be getting him wrong <3

1) I'm s o b b i n g

2) Actually there's some really great Mordin blogs out there that are doing GREAT science things and I'd be happy to promo them ANYTIME

3) I'm S O B B I N G

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@call-2-arms​ said : I would die, omg, hahahaha

my inboxes:

//I lied. It was worse than I even remembered. Why people follow me on any of my blogs is anyone’s guess.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m just gonna pretend this is the only one I have xD

I should also say this is a like five-year long problem in development since I’ve had that blog for that long but still

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Your characterization of Mordin brings so much joy to the dashboard! Keep up with the great work <3

//thank you so, so much, anon! :') I'm so glad that he rings authentic and that people out there are enjoying him!!! He's fun to write, ngl. I'm livin it up over here

I'm BEAMING

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@call-2-arms said: I envy this so hard XD Well done! 

//tbf this is probs the only time this has ever happened in my life. My other blog has literally (and I do mean literally) 350 replies thanks to asks. xD

I’m...a hoarder. I’m amazed no one has put me on a tvshow for this problem yet.