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Why does this car look angry? Like do you need a hug or.....

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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

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Ricky, when I catch you Rickey

Uhm, I don't know what voodoo I have, but AO3 isn't down for me. I just commented on a fic and started a new one.

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Me: Why the hell am I on Tumblr right now? I want to read ao3.

Me 5 seconds later, watching the page try and load, remembering why I'm on Tumblr right now:

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I have a feeling ao3 might be down

But it's just a hunch

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Why is my ao3 links green??!?!

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saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

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You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

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Hello. Are they any animals that look like they've been hit in the head with a hammer?

that’s a great question! have a surinam toad.

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hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.

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Trying to prove a point to my mom, reblog if you have accidentally tasted soap, and are not a bot.

tagging some people

@the-taggerrr @literal-trans-beans @perch-the-cat

Also you CANNOT spam, because that will ruin it /srs

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I present to you, my states official I voted sticker.