#these hands are rated e for everyone

[bloodlines-if]

I love it when mc is underestimated because they have no powers. People always underestimate the power of a good punch with some brass knuckles.

MC really said 'I don't need powers, I have AUDACITY and powers have a price but these hands are eternal' and honestly? Valid life philosophy

[btheleaf]

[darkarachvnid]

Sevika | Headcanon

[ if you fell asleep on her shoulder while on a bus ]

This all depends if you’re a man or woman. She’ll swing if you’re either, but it really, really comes down to it.

If you’re a man she’s decking you

If you’re a child she’s either letting you, or shoving you off.

Woman? depends. Most likely decking you too.

These hands are rated E for everyone.

If you’re ‘close’ she might let you, but she would have the most DISGUSTED face ever the whole time.

If your name is theo she’ll smooch your forehead.

[underland-posting]

Solovet and her lackeys jumping a 13 year old boy right after said boy rescues two of her grandchildren from damn near certain death from smoke inhalation and toxic volcanic fumes

Fuck that old lady rest in piss

[sweetmesquite]

[roguelov]

Took a break on playing Hades and came back to see a new weapon of gauntlets and - YES THANK YOU!!!! I NEEDED THESE! LET ME FIST FIGHT EVERYONE!!! PUT ME COACH I GOT THIS

[mytavruin]

For the fic: Twink Rivalry

Spicy Level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Summary: Listen...this is akin to early 2000's no tags we called it a lemon. Explicit. Dead dove.

This works has been archived as it has been removed from the main plot, but our beta readers favorite fic.

Art by @bluravenite

Elas belongs to @kirarala

Nocturne belongs to @i-am-your-ghost

Rhyme belongs to me ( ʃƪ˘ﻬ˘)

[narciesuss]

[mistressemmedi]

What do you mean Charles and Lewis have been summoned to the stewards

[akirathesadist]

HELLo father, tell us why you are a misogynist. 🎤

"Woah... I hate everybody equally..... BUT I FUCKING HATE YUKARI SO DAMN MUCH-"

(I honestly idk why, but I find it funny to headconnon him to have a special kind of hatred for Yukari lol)

[the-bong-water-rake]

Oh thank GOD her mate just watched this fight- though he won't next time from what he told Patches

patches dad ^

"then i suppose ill just have to get ready..."

[tategaminu]

rayla ends up in sparring matches with castle guards and callum always watches (mostly to swoon [because she kicks everyone's ass] but he's not afraid to get involved if anyone dares to disrespect his girl)

Callum looking at his girl beat ass:

😍😍😍😍

Callum when someone is mean to his girl: If you ever feel safe please remember that i'm out there :)

(It doesn't happen often because they are scared of him, the new guards don't know this and the old ones just tell them: bro don't you EVER)

[loganthrives]

Y'all.

What is with commentors on ao3 lately? I've been having so much fun getting back into my writing lately and then its like there're these randoms who want to come on my 200k+ word fics just to cut me down because my character isn't omniscient? Huh??

Usual anti witch hunt rules BTW. Just needed to vent. Don't go looking for the comment(s) I'm talking about or start fights or you might just catch a block yourself. I'm so glad I can actually just do that now.

[kaitheking0x]

If this is true those suckers better start paying me rent or something. I live in the Midwest we fist fight the supernatural here if we have to.

[heauxplesslydevoted]

Eddie punched a man in a parking lot for being a dick over a parking spot. He snarked at the racist who didn’t want Hen or Chimney to treat him. He committed verbal and psychological warfare against Bobby when Bobby wouldn’t let him return to the 118 for good reason. He routinely gives his parents the business.

Eddie’s default is to choose violence and when someone goes low, he goes to Hell. You can’t possibly think he’d ever side with the bigot over the rest of the 118 lmao 😂

[aro-in-danyl]

During an Overlord Meeting

Random Overlord: So how'd you bag the King of Hell?

Alastor: Well I-

Lucifer: The first time we met he told me to go fuck myself and dropped a piano on my head

Other Overlords: ...

Lucifer: I've been charmed by his audacity ever since