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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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i am very into hobbies and try to give my ocs AND listener inserts a variety of them. so here are my very rough ideas for what hobbies i think redacted listeners (baaabe, treasure, bestie, cutie, and doc)would have. heart emoji.

baaabe- i think they enjoy journaling. most of the time their journal is those cute minimalistic put together pages you see on pinterest but sometimes they just fill a page or two with writing just to let whatever they’re feeling out

treasure- jewelry making… hobby lobby hates to see them coming… i have minimal notes on this other than that the containers they use to hold all their supplies is probably fairly unorganized

bestie- doodling!!!! but messy. like not even a sketchbook for it. just a stack of loose notebook papers full of doodles. bestie is a doodler.

cutie- such a cunt about coffee. has the expensive espresso machine that takes up SOOOO much counter space. is very committed to this. probably has a name for the espresso machine too?? i count this as a hobby.

doc- shark coochie boards i mean charcuterie boards. ok so this isn’t really a hobby i guess but bear with me here please maybe ?? just imagine it. obviously doc doesn’t have the time to make elaborate charcuterie boards every day but when they’re really craving it they fix up something so cute and fancy like it’s nothing, salami roses and all. this probably also applies to them doing ‘simple’ things to make other meals cuter like cutting a sandwich in the shape of a butterfly or some shit

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I trip and fall in front of you and my skirt flies open but instead of underwear you see a censor and the censor has ingredients for meth wyd

write down the ingredients on my hand and then flip down ur skirt because i’m a feminist ✊ and then maybe we’d fist bump

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i am so insanely joyous and also slightly uncomfortable

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hi escaped audio fans idk if u guys r familiar w the game vampire therapist but it is starting off with vampires with accents… and i know how u guys like vampires… and accents… especially of the german variety…

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me mistake jolly fellow! I didn’t mean to offend ye! i’ll be sure ne'er to cross a gentleman o' fortune as ye again… i been unaware o' yer temperament

why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?

because they’ll just wash up on shore later. aharharhar

I’d 'ave yer noggin lopped off if I knew where ye be

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'ay matey what’s yer problem

why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?

because they’ll just wash up on shore later. aharharhar

I’d 'ave yer noggin lopped off if I knew where ye be

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guys this is so important which video is the one where gavin says “mic-ro-wav-ay” PLEASE

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Hammy yes…

well you’re never going to guess what i have to say to you!

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well you’re never going to guess what i have to say to you!

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yezz i hage started to watch it im on Ira’s episode rn they r all such cutie patooties 😓😓

ur pfp has turned me from a Win or Lose hater to a fan so ty

PLEASE WATCH IT ITS SO GOOD I LOVW THIS SHOW DUDEEEE

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condolences to my friend who will never know that i left Nursing Home Simulator on Roblox to listen to the new Hush audio

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is this the plot of those gay vampires i keep hearing about

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i miss porter i need him placed into a tiny purse and presented to me asap