scorpionfarts
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i got 99 problems and that's it. i have 99 problems
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idk I just think if you work hard to uphold an appearance that you're a nice person but abuse and mistreat anyone who gets close to you behind closed doors you actually deserve to not have friends and die alone 🩷
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hungry again. what the fuck am i supposed to do. feed myself? fuck
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my 5 year plan is just playing with my hole until something happens
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I slipped pronouns into the wine while you weren't looking
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I had a gf with a corruption fetish and a gf with a fetish for training sluts into proper ladies and they would trade me back and forth it was fun :)
undoing the other’s work. forever battling.
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i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me
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