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Kittens Playpen Custom Order Giveaway! You can win your choice of the following..

-A custom made collar in any size!!

-A pair of custom animal ears!

-A custom tail!

All YOU have to do, is Reblog this post!  No follows needed! :)  Contest will end November 10th!  Goodluck Everyone!

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Dear future child If it’s 3am and you find yourself in a world of complete despair Please do not turn to strangers on the internet for solace as I did Please climb onto my bed And I will hold you until the demons sleep If it is Thursday morning and you are too sad to move I won’t force you I will buy ice cream and we will watch your favourite tv show and I will remind you of your importance If you feel as if you have no purpose I will remind you that you were created entirely with love and every pain you feel, I feel too When you’re sure you can’t go on anymore I will tell you that when I was 21 I searched for peace at the bottom of a vodka bottle chased by a bottle of pain killers But that five years later When you were placed in my arms in the delivery room I realised that you were why I had been holding on Without realising it, you saved me, do you know how amazing that is? So if you ever feel like grabbing that vodka bottle, put it down, we will get in the car and I will drive until the sky turns magenta I will show you how the sun rises every morning to encourage you to rise too Sweetheart I refuse to be unaware of your sufferings As my mother was to mine.

Your mental health is my priority. (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

This is so fucking beautiful. I’m crying. Gawh

(via lojo1815)

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hp history - [2/3] historical wizards

St Mungo Bonham (1560 - 1659) was a wizard and Healer who founded St Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries in the 1600s. The name ‘Mungo’ is possibly derived from Welsh ‘mwyn’ meaning 'gentle, kind'.

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When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

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nudists don’t have pockets

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My boyfriend found a homeless kitten and I have given her the name Marceline, after the vampire queen. She is adorable and very Halloween.

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Lamb looks.

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Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

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the word “fandom” literally makes me cringe

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English Pronunciation

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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73/100 pictures of Hugh Laurie

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animal dude designs for Pashmina, Fuschia, Fauna, Bam, Erik and Julian. i am collecting deers like a madman. 

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She's got this whole world where everything's better. The food, the garden, the neighbors. But it's all a t r a p