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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

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I just know in the middle of all the chaos and grief that Glinda is experiencing post defying gravity, she hears about what happened to Governor Thropp and a little part of her thinks, "Oh, some good news, at least."

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Hey

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"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

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Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

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I don't think I've ever related to a set of responses more than this

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i had a meet n greet with the anaesthesiologist for my top surgery and he said it’s his favourite procedure to work on because everyone who wants it is just so truly happy to be there, and i can’t stop thinking about this career that is 99% attending to various sadnesses miseries and woes and 1% having funny little dudes in dangerfield buttonups throwing themselves on the operating table like YEEHAW LET’S GOOOO

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it’s all about the dramatic parallel between Carson and Greta’s first kiss, where Carson goes back for more and Greta decides it’s enough and pushes her away, and their last kiss, where Greta tries to keep kissing her till the very end and takes one more kiss

You opened me up again, Carson.

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CARSON FROM THE FARM WITH THE HUBBY AT WAR?

A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (2022-) STEALING HOME | 1.06

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I’ll bet you are you fucking lesbians

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rose tyler. martha jones. donna noble. they are girl power. rb if agreeing

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I don't think we talk enough about how utterly exhausted Greta must have been when she was first starting things with Carson. She thought it would just be another fling with a married woman, just like she'd done so many times, it would be a one or two time thing, then it would be over. She didn't expect this little baby gay who doesn't know/understand the rules to suddenly emerge and basically take over her life. She definitely didn't expect to fall in love for only the second time in her life, which is overwhelming by itself.

Now she's got this girl who just bursts into her room talking about rashes when she wants to go make out and takes her to "secret" spots that everyone else knows about and somehow discovers a gay bar when she didn't even know places like that existed. She's falling for this girl who gets excited about everything because she's just discovering this whole new world. And she's so desperate to keep Carson safe, she probably feels like she's got an untrained puppy off it's leash that she's gotta constantly chase down the street so it doesn't get lost or hurt.

No wonder they fell asleep in Greta's bed.

Greta probably needed a nap.

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You’re my pitcher. And when you tell me you’re ready, you’re ready. Carson & Lupe in A League of Their Own

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jess mccready + her ongoing war on lupe's personal space

bonus:

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the dyke roommate antics of greta badly covering up the fact that she's been booty called by carson while jess just sits there knowing full well exactly what's going on is SO funny and we should linger on it for a little while i think