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My 4 homophobic uncles when I show up to Easter dinner on shrooms
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Little Nas Are You Working On Your Raps
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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.
#they did this to scott pilgrim#i dont want movie remakes anymore but if were gonna do it show me animated fight club please please please
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it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY
#they win the award for craziest situationship of all time ill give them that#'i just want my partner back' girl shut the hell up#what is wrong with them
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twink unfumbled . twink found in every universe. twink chosen on purpose .
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I do need you guys to start qpr shipping for the love of the game instead of only doing it when you think romantically shipping a pair would be too icky. I’m having so much fun over here all alone coming up with ways for characters to be weird about each other
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#the point#which in looking up who directed it i learned is narrated by ringo starr????#literally no one i know has heard of it but my siblings and i have it ingrained in our minds
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take a shot if (spooky week) you won’t survive
• the real horror
•feel the rush
•you’re scarier than the game
•no but seriously imagine it
•bow chicka wow wow
#false end screen#I laugh at it every time#why did they do it so many times in a row I could never tell you#also gay sauna what was Dan on about with gay sauna
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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world
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"characters dancing to show theyre connected/in sync" BORING! make those bitches haul an out of weight lineset together. Sexier in every way. More dangerous. Requires more raw power. Realistic. It could happen to you. It could happen to me. At any time.
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My sister was front row for Chappell Roan and randomly saw Jared Padalecki, thought I’d share this
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There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.
#I’m a Canadian but I regularly drive 2 hours just to see some of my friends#I start having a problem hitting the 5 hour mark I’m gonna be real
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no but seriously imagine it
#I am so afraid for what this tour is#I can’t believe we have to wait until November#dan and phil#terrible influence tour
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The problem with my polycule is that I've got a wolfgirl GF and a goatboy BF and I'm carrying this cabbage so it's basically impossible to cross rivers
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do u ever have to do the stare into the nonexistent camera when u watch dan and phil give each other points they don’t deserve purely because they’re disgustingly in love with each other
#i would never watch them with someone else (lovingly)#but I desperately need another person to watch with me purely for this reason#they’re so ridiculous
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