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[scribesophie]

nicsalazar​:

Huh, are you…me? 

Oh, no you’re not. No bars really limits my suggestions. Uh, how you feel about nature? Hiking and shit. Probably not great, I’m guessing. Hold on, what kinda emergency are you expecting that you carry books around? 

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Nature is good. But it’s warm out. I do like hiking though, but some places here aren’t great for hiking alone. 

Uh. A book emergency. Like the kind of emergency where you’re forced into a thirteen year involuntary road trip and you have nothing to entertain yourself with while you’re on the road You know, like if the internet goes out or I get really bored. It can be a conversation starter sometimes. 

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kitsunealex​:

A pool? It’d be cool, and no one would really bother you. Uhhhhhhh the library. No one would bother you there either and you really can’t shoplift. Or maybe just bookstore. There really aren’t many places you can go that are inside, away from the heat, not club-like or overcrowded but also free.  

A pool might work. As long as it isn’t too crowded. Some pools are always filled with screaming children and I don’t want that. 

That’s true. I do like books. A library would probably be better than a bookstore, they won’t expect me to buy things. And bookstores get mad when you just sit there and read the books and never actually buy any of them.

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bearingwitness​:

Most people go to the beach when its hot out?

I prefer beach parties after sunset personally because direct sunlight is rough on Bugbear eyes nice bonfire and all that, and its cooled off a little.

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Maybe you just need to get better at shoplifting so people wont bother you? 

Hmm, I guess the beach is okay. But there’s so much sand. And lots of people. Loud people. A bonfire might be nice though.

I don’t shoplift. I just know how it looks when I walk around with my giant bag and I want people to stop asking me if I need help with anything because I know they don’t actually want to help. 

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bly-hildegard​:

Are you sure you actually want to go out? Sounds like you have a lot of “let’s not go out” energy

Maybe. Going out is what people do, so it’s a thing I should be doing. I guess I do have that energy, I’m trying to work on it though. Hence the wanting to go out. 

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deathisanartmetzli​:

Me? Nice? I guess you could say that.

[pm] How about tomorrow? We could meet around 5 and if board games go well, we can continue to dinner, cariña.

Well, you don’t seem mean or rude so far. Being nice is pretty easy.

[pm] Tomorrow works. I’ll meet you there. 

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deathisanartmetzli​:

No, not superstitious. It just looks bad if the owner shows off more of their art than anyone else’s. That’s what gallery shows are for.

[pm] Not a problem. I’m proficient in people and finding good places to go to. Are you into nerdy things at all? We can always try Board to Death. We can go there and maybe grab some dinner.

Oh. I guess that makes sense. But it seems like if it’s your gallery you should get to display what you want. It’s nice that you let a lot of other people show their things though. 

[pm] Okay. That’s good. I like nerdy things. Board to Death sounds fun. What kinds of games do you like? When are you free? I’m available whenever. I don’t really go places or do things, so any time is good for me. 

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deathisanartmetzli​:

Sure thing! [user attaches photo of fluffy diluted tortoiseshell cat] I am an artist and have a single piece in the gallery. Though I could have more, it is a rule of thumb to not have more than 2 of your own pieces in your gallery meant for other’s art. Which is dumb ‘cause my art is better than all of this shit.

I’m Metzli, pleasure to meet ya! Feel free to pm me anytime, gorgeous.

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She’s cute! What kind of art do you do? Just one? Is that a superstitious thing? Like is it bad luck to have more than one piece in a single gallery? 

Nice to meet you too. Okay.

[pm] Um, I’m doing that now. pming you. This is anytime. So. Um. Yeah. Where would you want to go? For a date? I’m not really good at this. Or talking to people. 

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deathisanartmetzli​:

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My cat loves art. She’s the biggest critique I know. As I said before, feel free to visit any time, Monday - Saturday, 11am-7pm. Yuca and I look forward to seeing you.

And yes, take you out. Like, the old school get out of the heat and go to the arcade kind. Let’s call it a date. Who knows, we might hit it off.

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She sounds like a good cat. Do you have a picture of her? Sure. I can come by... most of those times. Are you an artist? Or do you have any work at the gallery?

Oh. Okay. We can do that. I don’t hit it off with most people, but we can see what happens. Um also, I’m Sophie. Names are things we should exchange probably. 

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deathisanartmetzli​:

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You could always tour the Crest Works Art Gallery. We have a fine selection of local and international art that is to die for. Spacious and never overcrowded! And if you’re lucky, you’ll get to pet the gallery cat, Yuca. Alternatively, I could always take you out.

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I do like art. I haven’t been to a gallery in... ever, I think. But it sounds nice. I like cats. Do cats like art?

Um take me out? Like as on a date or in a murdery way No someone probably wouldn’t say either of those things online Unless they would aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Take me out? Um. Sure. I guess. That could be fun. Unless you’re joking, in which case haha good one, very funny. 

[scribesophie]

How do you socialize when going outside might melt your face off I feel like I should get out more, but I don’t really know any good places to do that when it’s hot out. Any suggestions? 

No bars. Or clubs. Or places that might be overcrowded. Or anywhere an employee might approach me and ask if I need help with anything. I know they’re just trying to see if I’m shoplifting and I’m not, and yes I know that’s what a shoplifter would say. My bag is just big because I have a lot of books in case of emergency.

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deadlydivine-gwen​:

Can’t say that i’ve found any yet, but I live adjacent to the forest and lake so I can definitely keep an eye out. Any particular reason you need them? And should I be worried?

They’re weird I think it might be dangerous A fairy told me to I just like rocks. And I heard they were part of a meteorite, so space rocks. Extra cool. I don’t know for sure though. Still trying to find some. 

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virgil-achyls​:

[pm] Do you know what the shiny rocks are? Do you know what that extremely shiny one in particular is? 

[pm] Not yet. But there’s something not normal about them. Have you come into contact with any of them? Be careful if you do. I’m trying to get a few more samples to study. 

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emptytownes​:

Nah name a specific price first then you see the rock

Okay. Um. 50$. Is that enough? I don’t think anyone else is gong to offer even half that much for a rock. 

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emptytownes​:

How much? What’s your price?

Um, I don’t know. More than ten dollars probably. Unless they’re super small. Show me the rock please. 

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Um hi hello, if anyone has found any strange weird colored or shimmery rocks in the last few days I would love to borrow or buy them from you. I have money. This is serious. But don’t show me garbage rocks I don’t want those. 

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effieduan​:

That was pretty bad. But lucky me, I don’t fix refrigerators. Usually. And they sure are. Even though prank isn’t the case.

I have the sense of humor of an eighty year old. That’s good. What? Are the portal calls not pranks? What do you know Have you seen one Did you take a picture

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effieduan​:

Please stop calling Vupline Voltage Repairs insisting that your smart fridge or your Alexa has opened up a portal in your back yard/basement/car/place of business. One: No it didn’t. Two: Handling portal issues is decidedly not my job. 

What if their refrigerator is running and they need you to go catch it? Wow, that’s a bad joke, I’m sorry. People are actually calling about that? Prank calls are getting really weird.