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I have no memory of posting this

I’d get pregnant at Disney world I think

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this is why you have to quit being bisexual once you hit 25 <\3

“What are you gonna do with all those tattoos when you get old?”

“You gonna dress like a punk and dye your hair in your 50s? Don’t be ridiculous”

“There are no older bisexual people. It’s just a trend. Everyone grows out of it”

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my austin….. my mini me….. my dr evil….. my frau….. come to me I’m fat bastard…. we must stoop the military dm me or contact me

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encouraging bug, call that an incentivepede

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my queen 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Who will buy 100 cycloramas with me

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To the tune of smooth criminal

can you drain

can you drain my

can you drain my

heavy dirty balls

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Sometimes I listen to André 3000 flute album while I’m studying/writing. And it seems like my streaming service has no idea that it’s an instrumental flute album because when it ends to autoplay the polar opposite. “Oh you liked this peaceful and relaxing instrumental album? You’ll love Lil Wayne’s ‘A Milli’”.

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You’d think after a certain point the Christian babies would develop an immunity to baseball bats

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i wouldnt free them im sick in the head

gah! all my finest blokes! encased in ice! what will i do now?

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anyone wanna go on a plane date. its where you are really good at flying planes and sit in the cockpit and fly us around while im in the passenger seat like your little passenger princess and while youre flying im kissing your neck and distracting you with my feminine wiles until you crash the plane and it explodes

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its beginning to suck a lot like penis

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Like to charge, reblog to cast for the sand in his hourglass to run out

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